Note: Somebody get ready to grab Preacherman, Larry and Sandy...these are the only persons that have met me in person, these folks might pass out.
grampster:
I was out of State. We arrived in a Limo, I was in a Charcoal Gray Tux with tails, top hat, genuine ivory cane with 24k gold tip and handle.
The lady was in a "little black evening dress" and her daughter was in a matching "little black evening dress".
It was the little girls 9th B-day. Someone decided she needed something "special" for her B-day. The little B-Day Lady wanted "tails". So the lady of honor was served Lobster. Steak and Tails was the fare.
Non-Alcohol Sparkling "Champagne" .
Seems the Host has a sense of humor, ZZTops "Sharp Dressed Man" was playing when we were "announced". If the Little Lady want to stand on my shoes and dance to this...you dance to this. Actually the music was Rock&Roll and Progressive Country. Mom said something about "You try line dancing in a little black dress" . I replied you try dancing period when you can't - forget the tux".
We retire to the 'smoking room", elegant wood, fine Cuban Cigars ( don't ask) and the rules...ain't none. Ladies enjoyed a fine Cigar and Brandy ( whatever) as well.
Yes the B-Day girl used my 18k yellow gold match box to light my cigar and those of others.
" I feel so elegant".
Oh...yes my stocks were genuine Ivory on the 1911, the stock were ivory on her Mom's gun too...( they make some real sexy garter holsters btw...). Supposed to match one's cane dont' you know?
The B-day lady really appreciated everything, she thought the "cigar room" was so cool.
I am a Southern Gentleman, don't mean I cannot be "Southern" , a "Gentleman" or both when need be.
"Clunk"
Oh crap! I think Barbara and some other ladies here either were "swooned" or just fell down laughing after reading that.
*wink*