Author Topic: Unannounced staffing changes at Homeland Security  (Read 767 times)

Hawkmoon

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Unannounced staffing changes at Homeland Security
« on: October 16, 2021, 11:57:34 PM »
Apparently the Department of Homeland Security only employs women now.

https://archive.fo/gx0kv

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A biometric monitoring device—a potential solution for bidders to consider—would monitor the responder’s vital signs and alert her and her partner to concerning issues. The use case offers an example of how this would work:
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Re: Unannounced staffing changes at Homeland Security
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2021, 08:56:44 AM »
Oh My GOD!

They're assuming gender!

I'm triggered for unspecific and completely ludicrous reasons!
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Re: Unannounced staffing changes at Homeland Security
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2021, 08:59:57 AM »
Oh My GOD!

They're assuming gender!

I'm triggered for unspecific and completely ludicrous reasons!

Assuming female is good, male bad.
Soon every restaurant gender will be Taco Bell female
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Re: Unannounced staffing changes at Homeland Security
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2021, 07:29:20 AM »
Assuming female is good, male bad.
Soon every restaurant gender will be Taco Bell female



Go up to her? him? it?

And start assuming gender...

I dare you.

In fact, I double dog dare you! :rofl:
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Re: Unannounced staffing changes at Homeland Security
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2021, 08:42:32 AM »


Go up to her? him? it?

And start assuming gender...

I dare you.

In fact, I double dog dare you! :rofl:

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Re: Unannounced staffing changes at Homeland Security
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2021, 01:43:35 PM »
Wow. Makes a FAR more convincing looking dude than... whatever it was.
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Re: Unannounced staffing changes at Homeland Security
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2021, 04:10:11 PM »
Wow. Makes a FAR more convincing looking dude than... whatever it was.

There may be a reason for that... ???
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