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Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« on: July 27, 2011, 01:14:19 PM »
How about an entire town, for just $799,000?

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/07/27/south.dakota.town.sale/index.html?hpt=us_c2

Brad, what sort of offers do you think they might entertain?
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2011, 01:19:29 PM »
If I were to hit the lottery, being in Kuwait that ain't happening, I would be interested in it.  First law is every resident who is able to legally own a firearm, must, and get training on said firearm.
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2011, 01:34:37 PM »
Ever been there? I have been, the land there is almost not fit for jack rabbits.
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2011, 01:39:26 PM »
That would mean fewer neighbors.  I don't see a downside.
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2011, 02:03:55 PM »
My only criteria: Does UPS go there?
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2011, 02:06:53 PM »
Give them enough business they will.
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2011, 04:34:36 PM »
There would be some tourist traffic, it's on the main road through the badlands.
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2011, 05:44:03 PM »
We will need a movie theater, bookstore/library and the general store will need an FFL license....
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2011, 05:46:12 PM »
799 of us need to pop for $1,000.  That's doable, and easy.  A hundred years ago, we'd do it.  Now, not so much.  Too lazy and willing to live in fantasy land rather than in opportunityland.

I'd be in and willing to do 10 shares today.
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2011, 06:01:25 PM »
I'd buy a share as long as my wife wouldn't find out. If she did, I'd have to bequeath my share to another member of APs, 'cause SWMBO would kill me. She could NOT tolerate being more than 15 minutes from a major shopping mall.
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2011, 06:54:16 PM »
Can we build a throne of bones an top of a mountain of skulls?  If not, uninterested, I need an effective lair.

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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2011, 07:30:05 PM »
I'm in.
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2011, 07:40:59 PM »
I'm in for a share.
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2011, 07:42:16 PM »
799 of us need to pop for $1,000.  That's doable, and easy.  A hundred years ago, we'd do it.  Now, not so much.  Too lazy and willing to live in fantasy land rather than in opportunityland.

A hundred years ago, we'd buy the land elsewhere a lot cheaper and build our own town.

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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2011, 08:16:41 PM »
A hundred years ago, we'd buy the land elsewhere a lot cheaper and build ride in, throw everybody out, and proclaim it our own town.

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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2011, 08:26:53 PM »
Can we build a throne of bones an top of a mountain of skulls?  If not, uninterested, I need an effective lair.

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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2011, 08:40:41 PM »
A hundred years ago, we'd buy the land elsewhere a lot cheaper and build our own town.

I dunno how big a town you want, but I'm sure we could find a fair chunk of land a lot cheaper than that, that could be platted and made into a town.

Course you'd have to build everything from scratch, and scrounge up something resembling utilities.  For years there was a town out east of here that got all their water in railroad tank cars.  When the railroad quit in the 1980s, they had to drill a well.

I know where there's a town that has exactly one building left which was the old school.  All the other buildings were torn down for the lumber but the school was govt owned so they had to leave it.  I dunno who owns the land but I reckon it's part of some big ranch because that's all there is out there.  Back in the homestead days it was a pretty active place, till everyone finally starved out during the dustbowl era.

Heck, the ranch that got flooded out down on the river used to be a little town.  Our neighbors up country used to take their wheat down through our place in a horse drawn wagon and sell it there and bring back store bought supplies.  In those days you could jump on the train and ride to anywhere in the country, so we are really more isolated than back then.  The railroad had a nice shallow well that we filled our fire trucks from (courtesy of the guy who owns it now) but the flood this spring filled the well with mud :(

The USPO just released a list of about 80 towns in Montana where they were considering closing the post offices (and deleting the zip code too I guess :( ).
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2011, 08:58:44 PM »
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2011, 09:15:20 PM »

The USPO just released a list of about 80 towns in Montana where they were considering closing the post offices (and deleting the zip code too I guess :( ).


They probably won't delete zipcodes.  But closing/combining PO cuts overhead.
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2011, 09:24:40 PM »
Ever been there? I have been, the land there is almost not fit for jack rabbits.

How about ham radio and big rockets?
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2011, 09:26:10 PM »
There would be some tourist traffic, it's on the main road through the badlands.

With the critters hanging around APS, we'd be the tourist attraction.
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2011, 09:40:21 PM »
How about ham radio and big rockets?

You have my vote, the castle of skulls will provide a stable launch platform and sufficient height for optimal antenna performance...the constant screams of the tormented may be unnerving though.

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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2011, 09:43:26 PM »
 Don't tell anybody, but I like the way you think, birdman.   >:D
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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2011, 09:46:08 PM »
Don't tell anybody, but I like the way you think, birdman.   >:D

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Re: Question: Does APS need (or want) a physical headquarters?
« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2011, 09:53:22 PM »
They probably won't delete zipcodes.  But closing/combining PO cuts overhead.

But they're going to have to add more rural delivery contracts, or else people will be driving 50 miles to get their mail.

I don't know what the answer is ... obviously the PO needs to save money.

I'd be all for cutting Saturday delivery but that seems to be a holy grail for some folks.

Maybe some of these rural POs could go part-time or even volunteer...?
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