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Re: Woman fighting ticket for "truck nutz"
« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2011, 10:30:25 AM »
Quote from: sanglant on August 01, 2011, 12:05:33 AM
castrate there trucks under color of law? :laugh:


Quote from: Tuco on August 01, 2011, 07:24:41 AM
Then the trucks would be difficult to steer.

Thought if you didn't do it they wouldn't [be] steer.

And I agree with Chris - this would be perhaps the bestest evar case to come across the bench of a lower-court judge.  For all the reasons he's mentioned, as well as the possibilities and lulz relating to advancement up the food chain.

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Re: Woman fighting ticket for "truck nutz"
« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2011, 11:06:56 AM »

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Daughter: "Daddy, what are THOSE?"

Me: "Honey, those people are morons."

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Re: Woman fighting ticket for "truck nutz"
« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2011, 11:11:31 AM »
Quote from: Fitz on August 01, 2011, 07:32:34 AM
Daughter: "Daddy, what are THOSE?"

Me: "Honey, those people are morons."

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Re: Woman fighting ticket for "truck nutz"
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2011, 11:14:42 AM »
Quote from: Fitz on August 01, 2011, 07:32:34 AM
Daughter: "Daddy, what are THOSE?"

Me: "Honey, those people are morons."

Yes, I think Fitz wins APS for the day.

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Re: Woman fighting ticket for "truck nutz"
« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2011, 11:39:28 AM »
Quote from: Ben on August 01, 2011, 11:14:42 AM
Yes, I think Fitz wins APS for the day.




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Re: Woman fighting ticket for "truck nutz"
« Reply #30 on: August 01, 2011, 02:35:49 PM »
If she says "What are those?" instead of "What's that?" then she already knows and you are just getting played to see if you'll squirm.
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