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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2016, 11:37:44 AM »
I can actually verify that...
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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2016, 12:24:31 PM »
WAY back in the late 70s, I found that pot made me want to screw, eat and sleep, pretty much in that order. Alcohol just made the room spin a lot.
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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2016, 01:13:48 PM »
... I concur.
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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2016, 12:09:23 PM »
They are right. I'll just say when I was much younger I spent a number of years following the Greatful Dead around the east coast on tour and at the time I didn't drink alcohol and leave it at that ...

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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2016, 12:23:34 PM »
Guess I'll have to wait another 20 years before I can test that theory.
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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2016, 02:41:38 PM »
Guess I'll have to wait another 20 years before I can test that theory.

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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2016, 03:24:38 PM »
WAY back in the late 70s, I found that pot made me want to screw, eat and sleep, pretty much in that order. Alcohol just made the room spin a lot.

Pretty much.  After all, I can remember several times being drunk enough that no part of me could stand up.

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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2016, 07:06:11 PM »
It was over 40 years ago, but I do remember sex while stoned being better than sex with alcohol involved. I'd love to get stoned now for it, but just for the added sensation. I have no desire to be high.

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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2016, 07:45:54 PM »
Am I the only one here who's never tried the stuff?  (I mean weed, not sex)  :laugh:
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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2016, 07:48:25 PM »
Am I the only one here who's never tried the stuff?  (I mean weed, not sex)  :laugh:

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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2016, 08:14:17 PM »
Well, when it's legal, ya'll can get some to improve your sex lives.

I will have some to improve my sleep life. I swear, it's the only thing I've ever had that I just lay down and go to sleep. Not groggy in the morning, sleep the night through. Perfection.

It's the only thing I miss about have the super stoner boyfriend.  :'(
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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2016, 08:37:26 PM »
Am I the only one here who's never tried the stuff?  (I mean weed, not sex)  :laugh:

Nope.  Me neither.   Plenty of drunk sex, or drunk enough to have a nice buzz.  There was a woman I spent some time with who swore sex on coke was the best thing ever.  I passed. 
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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2016, 08:53:57 PM »
Nope.  Me neither.   Plenty of drunk sex, or drunk enough to have a nice buzz.  There was a woman I spent some time with who swore sex on coke was the best thing ever.  I passed. 

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Maybe a really casual user, but someone who's hit it hard isn't going to be doing the sexy time. A guy I, uhhhh... dated used to occasionally do coke. There were a few nights where I almost beat him, because I would come over, but he had such a bad case of creepy crawlies he couldn't take being touched.
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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2016, 11:23:37 PM »
Am I the only one here who's never tried the stuff?  (I mean weed, not sex)  :laugh:

Nope.  Never tried it.  And it's legal here in WA.  I even voted for legalization.
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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2016, 11:32:59 PM »
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Well, when it's legal, ya'll can get some to improve your sex lives.

It is legal here and I still can't try it. A few more years, maybe.

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There was a woman I spent some time with who swore sex on coke was the best thing ever.

Maybe, maybe not. I sat on a Special Court Martial Board where a kid popped positive for coke. Said the woman (who he could not ID) rubbed the coke in an intimate spot before oral sex and that was why he popped positive. Hell, it was *nearly* believable. He got a Big Chicken Dinner (BCD = Bad Conduct Discharge) and some time at the Red Line brig for his part in the tryst.

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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2016, 06:15:25 AM »
WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2016, 06:38:14 AM »
Am I the only one here who's never tried the stuff?  (I mean weed, not sex)  :laugh:

I can't because of DOT/FAA regs.  Once I'm done flossin' and flyin' this mofo, I might give the Devil's weed a try.  Or maybe I'll go full on JamisJockey mode and get the hookers and blow, too.
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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2016, 10:02:57 AM »
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Marijuana will remain a Schedule l controlled substance, which declares it has "no currently accepted medical use and a high potential for abuse," the Drug Enforcement Administration said Thursday.

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/08/11/health/dea-marijuana-schedule-l/

Damn, that high potential...
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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2016, 11:00:19 AM »
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/08/11/health/dea-marijuana-schedule-l/

Damn, that high potential...

The stupid part is pretty much everyone knows just how absurd that is. Pot isn't heroin, not even close. I'm not sure there is even one documented case of someone dying from overdosing on it, overdosing generally being paranoid or falling asleep. Alcohol is statistically way more dangerous that marijuana.

I can accept that some think it should be illegal, I'd disagree, but can accept their opinion. This though is just a government agency flat out lying despite all evidence to the contrary.

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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2016, 11:36:43 AM »
I can't because of DOT/FAA regs.  Once I'm done flossin' and flyin' this mofo, I might give the Devil's weed a try.  Or maybe I'll go full on JamisJockey mode and get the hookers and blow, too.

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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2016, 12:39:34 PM »
I can see how a stoned person could have a better time than a drunk person. Been drunk but never stoned. While drunk, my body is all out of wack. Not exactly enjoyable for sex time.
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Re: Science says stoned sex is better than drunk sex
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2016, 03:16:46 PM »
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/08/11/health/dea-marijuana-schedule-l/

Damn, that high potential...

Yeah.  Guilty before the fact.  "You'll put someone's eye out with that thing!"

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Tried pot a long time ago.  Didn't like it.  Maybe it was just lousy weed, but never tried it again, even since it's been locally legal.

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