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grampster

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New Stimulus Money
« on: March 17, 2021, 09:26:31 AM »
I can haz been stimulized into my bank account this morning; March 17, 2021.
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2021, 09:28:01 AM »
I won't be stimulized at all.

My bag of gold was too heavy, by about $700 on my AGI.

All I'm going to get is the bill.
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2021, 09:32:15 AM »
 Did the goobermint use gross income or adjusted gross income or taxable income for the Stimuli $$$?
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2021, 09:40:45 AM »
Quote from: grampster on March 17, 2021, 09:32:15 AM
Did the goobermint use gross income or adjusted gross income or taxable income for the Stimuli $$$?
I assumed it was the same as the others.  I never got any stimulus before.  I wasn't expecting anything this time.
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2021, 09:42:37 AM »
2019 Adjusted Gross Income, unless you have already filed your taxes, then it's your 2020 AGI.

Hum... I need to look. I might get a very low level of stimulation...

Nope, according to H&R Block's calculator, my bag of gold was just a bit too heavy.

Had my AGI been $79,999, according to the calculator I would have received a life changing 28 CENTS of stimulus.  :rofl:
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2021, 09:44:17 AM »
I've been trying to keep my agi at under $48K in retirement for tax purposes, so I'm under the $75K threshold (I'm assuming they are using agi), but when I go the IRS site, I get, "you don't qualify". I had already filed my 2020 taxes, so they would have up to date info for me. Perhaps there is also an "old white guy" exclusion in the new administration rules.  =)
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2021, 10:28:56 AM »
Y'all need a wife that doesn't make much money.

Stimulus arrived today, I just spent $500 on a 2m/70cm mobile radio and antenna for my truck.
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2021, 10:30:37 AM »
SWMBO and I were stimulated.  Money being spent on home improvements like painting and flooring.  Care to guess who gets to do all the work?
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2021, 10:37:11 AM »
I was stimulized times 2 this morning! In fact, both the wife and I were stimulized!

I'm going to get that P365 this time, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet!

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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2021, 10:59:05 AM »
"Care to guess who gets to do all the work?"

An unvaccinated illegal alien you're exploiting due to your white privilege?
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2021, 11:26:27 AM »
Quote from: charby on March 17, 2021, 10:28:56 AM
Y'all need a wife that doesn't make much money.

Stimulus arrived today, I just spent $500 on a 2m/70cm mobile radio and antenna for my truck.
Probably so.  My brother makes more than I do but it married, his wife does not work, and I am sure he still claims his daughter who is in college.  That helps him on the calculator.
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2021, 11:28:38 AM »
I tried to claim Seren as a dependent...

It didn't work.
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2021, 12:25:07 PM »
No soup for me
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2021, 12:58:22 PM »
Friend of mine has 2 dependent kids and a wife who works part time.

$5,600 stimulization.
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2021, 12:59:41 PM »
Nada for us.
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2021, 01:03:32 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on March 17, 2021, 12:58:22 PM
Friend of mine has 2 dependent kids and a wife who works part time.

$5,600 stimulization.

My sons coworker has 11 total in the family. Rolling in our dough
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2021, 01:23:33 PM »
I was out enjoying a leisurely walk when a local thug “cornpop Obiden” accosted me at gunpoint and demanded my watch, phone and my wallet with $55 cash.
He handed me back $14.00 of my own money with a big smile behind his 2 masks and told me how he was taking good care of me and the country.
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2021, 01:31:18 PM »
I may get stimulated, I may not. I won't know for a while it seems. I moved, the IRS has lost me. The last stimulizers came as a debit card IIRC. I hope to get some of my money back so I can delete my truck, of course if I don't get stimulated I will still do the delete.

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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2021, 01:36:35 PM »
Some of these are pretty funny until you stop to think about them... " Perhaps there is also an 'old white guy' exclusion in the new administration rules.  =)"  Funny... not so funny, Ben.

I don't know, either.  No particular reason to stop at the bank, and mailed statement won't be for a week or two.

Anyhow, have a good St. Patty's day, all.  Any excuse for a celebration, eh?

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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2021, 01:43:34 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on March 17, 2021, 01:36:35 PM
Funny... not so funny, Ben.


Well, I gotta wonder.  I got the last two, and status showed up on the IRS site right away. Now with the first one of the new admin, nothing. 2020 income is about identical to 2019 income.
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2021, 02:16:04 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on March 17, 2021, 10:59:05 AM
"Care to guess who gets to do all the work?"

An unvaccinated illegal alien you're exploiting due to your white privilege?

Absolutely.  I'm doing my part to sustain the narrative.
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2021, 02:17:19 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on March 17, 2021, 11:28:38 AM
I tried to claim Seren as a dependent...

It didn't work.
Next time, don't include a picture. 
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2021, 03:26:31 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on March 17, 2021, 09:42:37 AM
. . . Had my AGI been $79,999, according to the calculator I would have received a life changing 28 CENTS of stimulus.  :rofl:
But postage is 55 cents, so you would then owe 27 cents . . .
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2021, 04:38:06 PM »
Postage is up to 55 cents? Jesus... I've been using forever stamps well... forever...
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2021, 08:14:20 PM »
We will get the full amount cuz I iz retireded and wifey hasn't worked since I retired. My choice, well except the time she ran up an $8,000 credit card bill behind my back and she had to work to help pay it off.  The last one came in a check so I assume this one will too.  It will go to help pay the last $6,000 on our mortgage.
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