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grampster

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« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2005, 04:59:09 PM »
Heh heh.  That's the name I gave my 1964 'cuda when I bought it spankin' new of'n the showroom floor.

Saw this one in Florida:  I want to die in my sleep, just like my grampa.  Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

In my office:  I'm not stressed out, just terribly terribly alert!
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« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2005, 05:45:21 PM »
Earth First!  We'll log the othe planets later!
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« Reply #27 on: July 11, 2005, 04:21:54 AM »
Not a bumper sticker per se, but my buddy has a green ribbon magnet on his car that says "Support Ribbon Awareness"  LOL.
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« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2005, 01:01:11 PM »
Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives... who brings the chips?
Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church.
How's my driving? Let's discuss it on my cell phone.
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
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I was an atheist until I realized I am God.
Keep honking... I'm reloading.   (I've never gotten tired of this one)
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.
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Rehab is for quitters.
There are only two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
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« Reply #29 on: July 13, 2005, 05:29:22 PM »
"Reality is only for those who don't do drugs."

I saw a license plate on a car sitting at a red light in the left turn lane.  I pulled up directly behind it.   I thought the car was stalled and I was stuck behind it.    When it surprisingly started up and made a left turn, I saw this really, really tiny old lady behind the wheel.  Her head barely showed up above the side window.  You definately could not see her from behind.

The plate said YS I M.
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« Reply #30 on: July 13, 2005, 07:03:41 PM »
I only seen this one advertised, never actually mounted on a car.

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