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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2008, 04:18:00 AM »
Quote from: scout26 on May 12, 2008, 04:33:11 PM
Fistful weighs the same as a duck.

Burn him!!!
Burn him!!!
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2008, 04:19:21 AM »
He isn't a floppy disk.
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2008, 05:05:15 AM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on May 13, 2008, 03:19:21 AM
He isn't a floppy disk.

How do you know?  Hmmm...?
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Re: Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2008, 05:07:47 AM »
He may have a few floppy disks due to having no spine grin but being a floppy disk is questionable.
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There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.  One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Bacon is the candy bar of meats!

Only the dead have seen the end of war!
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