A young Guadalupe citizen complained to Valles, "We are spending a great part of our lives locked up inside our homes," according to a Spanish-language paper. Valles responded that she wants to encourage more events for young people in the town.
Why do things such as "Mid-Week Drive-By Bullet Dodging" and "Friday Night Firefight" come so readily to mind?
Or how about a dance for all the young folks in town, where the invitations to the cartel members "got lost in the mail"? What movie was that where the gangbangers showed up anyway? All I can remember was the male lead got offed in the crossfire and his girlfriend was not saved from "a fate worse than death" - even though she was shot in the head afterwards.
Too bad there are no chupacabra or zombies involved. Chapter One of
Monster Hunter Vendetta was fantastic!
stay safe.