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Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
« on: July 21, 2008, 10:34:16 PM »
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Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach.

Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.

Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.

Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/07/21/state/n051523D56.DTL&tsp=1

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Re: Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2008, 05:17:30 AM »
Large Cellmate:  What are you in for?

Inmate Pillers:  Umm.  I poured some Beckham Instinct on my buddy's crotch and then set it on fire.  He got 2nd degree burns.

Large Cellmate:  I love Instinct.



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Re: Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2008, 05:28:50 AM »
Did they at least try to stomp it out after?
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Re: Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2008, 05:53:12 AM »
Reminds me of a Hee-Haw song. Pain despair and agony on me!
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Re: Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2008, 06:35:59 AM »
Anyone here ever see "Return of a Man Called Horse" ?  Wink

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Re: Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2008, 07:51:27 AM »
This is why I weep for the future.

As tech increases and the amount of knowledge one could possess increases - people are getting dumber.
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Re: Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2008, 08:27:05 AM »
Quote from: .Cheese. on July 22, 2008, 06:51:27 AM
This is why I weep for the future.

As tech increases and the amount of knowledge one could possess increases - people are getting dumber.
If you haven't seen it already, rent the movie Idiocracy.

It's not a particularly well done film, but the subject bears directly on your comment.
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Re: Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2008, 08:30:22 AM »
Quote from: HankB on July 22, 2008, 07:27:05 AM
Quote from: .Cheese. on July 22, 2008, 06:51:27 AM
This is why I weep for the future.

As tech increases and the amount of knowledge one could possess increases - people are getting dumber.
If you haven't seen it already, rent the movie Idiocracy.

It's not a particularly well done film, but the subject bears directly on your comment.

I thought it was a very well-done film, actually. And dead on.

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Re: Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2008, 07:53:20 PM »
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This is why I weep for the future.

As tech increases and the amount of knowledge one could possess increases - people are getting dumber.

You see idiots, when you should be seeing future scumbag clients.
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