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Man injured by kangaroo
« on: September 21, 2011, 03:56:46 PM »
http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2011/09/21/kangaroo-injury.html

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Kokas tells the 911 dispatcher that the man, who has not been identified, had been injured all over: “I don’t know how to explain it, but it’s bad,” she said.

Kokas advertises on the Internet that it sells baby kangaroos. A website also shows the farm sells baby skunks and baby groundhogs and has been in search of arctic fox.

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Re: Man injured by kangaroo
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2011, 04:03:52 PM »
Anyone who deals with wild animals must do so with cation and should expect it to be dangorous.

whats more, kangaroos are dangorous animals.

I'm skeptical of the legitamacy of any "exotic" animal "farm", as they are seldom doing more then exploting animals and causing major issues when others have to clean up their mess.

$10 says dude got what was coming.
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Re: Man injured by kangaroo
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2011, 05:15:59 PM »
Isn't the whole point of farms to breed animals and exploit them for profit?
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Re: Man injured by kangaroo
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2011, 05:22:18 PM »
Isn't the whole point of farms to breed animals and exploit them for profit?

and food.

I like my Kangaroo medium rare please.

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Re: Man injured by kangaroo
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2011, 05:51:21 PM »
Isn't the whole point of farms to breed animals and exploit them for profit?

Most who deal in exotics either don't know what the hell their doing or are the dregs of society.

Second, foxes, skunks and groundhogs are not meat animals.

And I know de scented skunks have been a fad exotic pet, which gives me the impression that this farm is from that angle.

Most folks who purchase exotics don't have a clue what they're getting into and in the end, those pets get dumped on folks like me.

As you can tell, i'm not a fan.
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Re: Man injured by kangaroo
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2011, 06:04:45 PM »
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foxes, skunks and groundhogs are not meat animals

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Re: Man injured by kangaroo
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2011, 06:08:28 PM »
Unless you're desperate  :O

people who eat such do not generally go to the grocery store. Hell, they don't even gemerally kill it themselves.

I will say its nice of them to collect the dead things off the road though.
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Re: Man injured by kangaroo
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2011, 07:02:11 PM »
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