Reminds me of a joke
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This guy is in a bar and has to do a doo doo (keeping it clean). So he asks the bartender where he might go to do this and the bartender tells him how to get to the Men's room, "Go up the stairs head down the corridor and it's the third door on the left. BUT, I don't care how bad you have to go DO NOT go down the hole you'll see in the floor halfway down the corridor. This is VERY important!" So the guy says OK and takes off up the stairs and lo and behold forgets the directions and can't find the right door. Now this is becoming an emergency so he whips down his drawers and does his business right down the aforementioned hole in the floor. He finishes up, wanders back downstairs where he is greeted by total devastation, the place is trashed, dead bodies everywhere. He hears some moaning coming from behind the bar where he finds the bartender laying in a heap on the floor, barely clinging to life. The guy asks him, "Geez, what happened here?!" The bartender looks at him and says, WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!? Where were YOU when the SHTF?!?!
Then there's THIS one...
A guy walks into a bar New Years Day and says to the bartender, "Man, that was a helluva party last night, about the only thing I remember is taking a dump in a golden toilet!" The bartender yells out,"HEY HARRY!! I FOUND OUT WHO CRAPPED IN YOUR TUBA LAST NIGHT!!!"
Nyuk nyuk nyuk...
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Oh OK, one more
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Guy walks into a resort in Texas, this is his first trip to the state so he bellys up to the bar and asks for a beer. The bartender brings him a beer in a glass so big it must hold at least a gallon. The guy says, "How come this beer is so big?" The Bartender says,"You're in Texas now, everthing is bigger in Texas." So he orders up a steak and soon out comes the biggest steak he's ever seen. Again he asks the bartender, "How come this steak is so BIG!?" The bartender answers, "I told you, you're in Texas now, EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas." So he finishes his meal and true to life he now has to answer the call of nature. He gets directions to the Men's room from the bartender but on his way he takes a wrong turn and falls right ino the pool. He starts yelling, "PLEASE!!! DON'T FLUSH IT!!! PLEEEEAAAAASE!!! DON'T FLUSH IT!!!
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Lord, I apologize for them ones right thur...