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When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« on: October 31, 2019, 07:27:14 PM »
A group of enviros decided to sail to a climate conference in Chile (which, I give them credit for putting their money where their mouth is). Four weeks into their journey to the conference, they learned it was cancelled. Yeah, that's how things worked a couple of centuries ago, which is why people use modern forms of transportation now. :)

I'm still waiting for one of these things to be done entirely through telepresence. It would be their chance to highlight technological ways to limit carbon footprints. I don't know why it always has to be about living like the Flintstones.

https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2019/10/31/climate-change-activists-four-weeks-into-trans-atlantic-voyage-for-un-summit-learn-its-canceled/
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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2019, 09:10:44 PM »
But Chile is on the west side of the South American continent. Were they going to go through the Panama Canal, sail around the southern tip of Sudamerica ... or land at some Atlantic port and travel from there to Chile by carbon-emitting modes of transportation?
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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2019, 09:16:57 PM »
But Chile is on the west side of the South American continent. Were they going to go through the Panama Canal, sail around the southern tip of Sudamerica ... or land at some Atlantic port and travel from there to Chile by carbon-emitting modes of transportation?

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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2019, 10:48:33 PM »
Burro drawn cart.

So they'll be supporting burro flatulence? And were any trees killed to build the cart?
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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2019, 02:44:42 AM »
But Chile is on the west side of the South American continent. Were they going to go through the Panama Canal, sail around the southern tip of Sudamerica ... or land at some Atlantic port and travel from there to Chile by carbon-emitting modes of transportation?

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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2019, 07:25:19 AM »
Ah well their time didn't have any value anyhow.
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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2019, 07:26:31 AM »
4 weeks to cross the Atlantic?  Were they in a rowboat?
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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2019, 04:47:59 PM »
I'd like.to see her "green" yacht stripped of every bit of petroleum based material. Also, any nonrenewable materials like aluminum, steel, bronze. And any electronics made with rare earth elements.
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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2019, 08:48:08 PM »
I loved the part about the crew flying home, to be replaced by a different crew that will be flown in.

But it's all good, because the boat is going to pay to plant some trees somewhere and that's supposed to offset the environmental damage caused by all those sailors flying hither and yon.
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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2019, 09:01:50 PM »
Steamer car fired by whale oil. 

If they're going to go all 19th century, a big huffing puffing smoke belching lignite coal burning locomotive.

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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2019, 10:47:57 PM »
If they're going to go all 19th century, a big huffing puffing smoke belching lignite coal burning locomotive.




Wouldn't a wood-burning loco require less earth-rape?
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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2019, 05:53:49 PM »
I'd like.to see her "green" yacht stripped of every bit of petroleum based material. Also, any nonrenewable materials like aluminum, steel, bronze. And any electronics made with rare earth elements.
If they were really serious about the environment, they'd be in something like this:



Although they might have a little trouble recruiting oarsmen oarspersons.
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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2019, 06:12:23 PM »
If they were really serious about the environment, they'd be in something like this:



Although they might have a little trouble recruiting oarsmen oarspersons.

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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2019, 07:28:25 PM »
If they were really serious about the environment, they'd be in something like this:



Although they might have a little trouble recruiting oarsmen oarspersons.
I believe there was a "Viking" ship that sailed from the Great Lakes back to Europe.  There was a documentary about it.
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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2019, 07:39:52 PM »
I believe there was a "Viking" ship that sailed from the Great Lakes back to Europe.  There was a documentary about it.

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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2019, 08:06:09 PM »
Draken Harald HÃ¥rfagre



Hmmm ...

No news since early 2018. I wonder if they ran out of money and had to park it somewhere.
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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2019, 08:28:42 PM »
Hmmm ...

No news since early 2018. I wonder if they ran out of money and had to park it somewhere.

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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2019, 08:48:51 PM »
She was at Mystic in 2018 and they were giving tours, for $6/head. So it sounds like they ran out of money and she hasn't left Mystic since arriving there in late 2017 or early 2018.
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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2019, 09:00:49 PM »
Many, if not most, of the tall ships are in a constant financial struggle to remain operational. Proper maintenance on a big wooden sailing ship is intensive, time consuming and expensive. 
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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2019, 10:25:37 AM »
My question is... how huge was the carbon footprint for their "earth friendly" sailing vessel. I'm betting that they would have had less environmental impact had they simply flown.
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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2019, 12:54:37 PM »
Many, if not most, of the tall ships are in a constant financial struggle to remain operational. Proper maintenance on a big wooden sailing ship is intensive, time consuming and expensive.  

This one seems to be doing just fine, though I think it gets a lot of funding from public sources.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Sullivan_(schooner)


But yes, they seem to have a limited shelf life- there are probably thousands of schooners on the bottom of the great lakes- they wear out, rot out, shipwreck, or got scuttled.
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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2019, 02:22:36 PM »
This one seems to be doing just fine, though I think it gets a lot of funding from public sources.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Sullivan_(schooner)


Makes an interesting comparison to one that's been around for 119 years and is still going strong:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victory_Chimes_(schooner)
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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2019, 03:57:19 PM »
If they were really serious about the environment, they'd be in something like this:



Although they might have a little trouble recruiting oarsmen oarspersons.

The device on the sail is wrong-think and patriarchal. It would have to be changed to cubes of tofu.
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Re: When Environuts Have to Deal With the 19th Century
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2019, 08:00:34 PM »
The device on the sail is wrong-think and patriarchal. It would have to be changed to cubes of tofu.

I don't know.  Looks a bit like a uterus to me.
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