Armed Polite Society
Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: K Frame on July 16, 2020, 07:34:53 AM
-
Mostly WW II, but some later.
There's a picture of a Sherman that was used as a test target. Wow...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAHuYuC_N4U
Oh, and the machine reader narration is best turned off.
-
Boy, the insides of some of them must have looked like a hamburger explosion.
You kind of get used to the robovoice about halfway through.
-
Tanks are very dramatic for some reason.
With modern infantry deployed ATGMs are they still relevant?
-
"Sturm Tigger"
-
"Sturm Tigger"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
-
"Sturm Tigger"
The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers fill opponents with dread
Their tops have six inches of armor
Their bottoms have massive treads.
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is the massively oversized gun.
-
That was humorously bad. Very, very bad.
-
The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers fill opponents with dread
Their tops have six inches of armor
Their bottoms have massive treads.
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is the massively oversized gun.
Very good. As APS poet Laureate, though, I feel I can make one suggestion: "And each side has a massive tread." And optional.
-
The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers fill opponents with dread
Their tops have six inches of armor
Their bottoms have massive treads.
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is the massively oversized gun.
We need a "like" or thumbs up button.
-
Completely forgot to give Cordex mad props for this:
The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers fill opponents with dread
Their tops have six inches of armor
Their bottoms have massive treads.
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is the massively oversized gun.
-
So much win, Cordex.
-
Back in the late 80s when I was a cadet at USMA, the infantry instructors and armor instructors loved to argue about which was more essential on the modern battlefield. Remember, this was the Cold War, and the Soviets had about a dozen tanks for each one of ours. Bottom line then, tanks were great against small arms, but vulnerable as hell to anti tank missiles. Infantry did like tanks on the battlefield. Even a dead tank was pretty good cover. :laugh: