Oh, the Headless Thompson Gunner,
He's a whole lot funner,
Than skimming through the High Road all night long.
The Headless Thompson Shooter,
The ladies say he's cuter,
Than even fistful when he wears his thong!
Oh, we don't know if it's him or his gun that has no head,
And that song it just confuses me,
So I guess I'll go to bed!
Oh, the Headless Thompson Gunner guy,
He's the One, oh my, oh my,
I could write some more, but I won't even try.
Thanks, you're a great crowd. I'm feelin' a whole lotta love right now. But seriously folks, I'll be here all week, come back and see me tomorrow night. Try the calimari.
Good night.
