Post by: Justin on May 30, 2005, 09:25:28 AM
Taken from Bad Gas
Post by: Werewolf on May 30, 2005, 10:00:18 AM
Looks: She looks like a cheap whore. SKANK is a compliment.
Brains: None
And she treats the folks she's placed with, with condescendion so profane that even those who are normally condescending are disgusted.
For the life of me I cannot see what enough people see in her to keep her in the spotlight.
I guess GROSS is just in these days.
Post by: 50 Shooter on May 30, 2005, 10:07:16 AM
Too Hot? Think NOT!
Post by: Fjolnirsson on May 30, 2005, 10:08:04 AM
I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole and somebody else holdin' it.
Post by: Phantom Warrior on May 30, 2005, 10:11:47 AM
Quote from: Werewolf
Looks: She looks like a cheap whore. SKANK is a compliment.
Brains: None
And she treats the folks she's placed with, with condescendion so profane that even those who are normally condescending are disgusted.
For the life of me I cannot see what enough people see in her to keep her in the spotlight.
I guess GROSS is just in these days.
*reads Werewolf's post*Brains: None
And she treats the folks she's placed with, with condescendion so profane that even those who are normally condescending are disgusted.
For the life of me I cannot see what enough people see in her to keep her in the spotlight.
I guess GROSS is just in these days.
I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree!!!!!
The thought that ANYONE finds Paris Hilton attractive or interesting completely baffles me.
Post by: Derby FALs on May 30, 2005, 10:17:09 AM
Post by: BillBlank on May 30, 2005, 10:45:46 AM
Don't call her a slut, that degrades sluts like me. That right there is a creature whoring herself for "fame". A different animal entirely.
Bill
Post by: Paddy on May 30, 2005, 10:56:02 AM
Post by: Sindawe on May 30, 2005, 12:08:49 PM
I think the guys who produce South Park hit the nail on the head when they refereed to Paris Hilton as a Stupid Spoiled Whore (http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-344/epid-372427/).
Post by: jefnvk on May 30, 2005, 12:38:03 PM
Post by: P95Carry on May 30, 2005, 12:51:45 PM
Post by: Jamisjockey on May 30, 2005, 12:52:27 PM
Edit: Oh yea, if it weren't for sluts like that guys like me wouldn't get any. I had to con my wife into the whole thing with like promises and stuff.
Post by: critter on May 30, 2005, 01:37:05 PM
Post by: grampster on May 30, 2005, 04:37:32 PM
Kruschev was right, we are collapsing from within.
Post by: HForrest on May 30, 2005, 08:09:11 PM
Post by: Schuey2002 on May 30, 2005, 08:53:53 PM
Post by: MaterDei on May 31, 2005, 03:09:57 AM
Post by: Azrael256 on May 31, 2005, 03:32:01 AM
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seems to indicate an interest in this topic that belies all the comments.
You ever see a train wreck? Or maybe just a big automobile wreck? It's impossible not to stare.While we don't want to admit it, we have a bloodlust that must be satisfied somehow. We used to watch people fight to death in the colosseum, but in this (debatably) more enlightened age, we settle for watching violent movies and relatively bloodless, but still violent sports.
There is a sexual component to this as well. It is essentially the same principle, but it applies to something on the creation side. We all have a great desire to have our sensibilities offended, particularly when it comes to sex. This applies in varying degrees depending on a great number of factors, so different people will respond differently. Some people laugh, some, like us, make snide remarks, and on the far end, some people will exclaim "Well I never!" and hit the floor. It is worth noting that the other extreme is most decidedly aroused by this sort of offense. Guess who's buying her infamous video.
Just so everybody knows, I'm not making any sort of value judgement about anything. I'm the type to roll my eyes and switch the channel, but I do enjoy a good action flick when I find one.
Edited to add: I really need to lay off the psychology books for a week or two.
Post by: Justin on May 31, 2005, 03:56:16 AM
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The fact that this thread has been viewed 200+ times and has 18 replies (so far) seems to indicate an interest in this topic that belies all the comments.
And absolutely no one has yet posted on what I find particularly funny about this image. 
Post by: cfabe on May 31, 2005, 04:03:36 AM
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And absolutely no one has yet posted on what I find particularly funny about this image.
The 'your' instead of 'you're'? I noticed it immeadiately and I assume/hope others here did as well. Thought it was pretty self-explanatory.
Post by: Justin on May 31, 2005, 04:14:06 AM
Post by: Greg L on May 31, 2005, 04:17:57 AM
.Werewolf hit the high points that I would mention as well
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Post by: Stand_watie on May 31, 2005, 04:20:56 AM
Post by: mtnbkr on May 31, 2005, 05:30:19 AM
Quote from: Justin
You're halfway there.
The lack of an apostrophe on "Thats"?I noticed the "Your" immediately, but didn't notice the lack of an apostrophe until just now.
Chris
Post by: cfabe on May 31, 2005, 06:51:34 AM
edit: whoops didn't see page 2, beat me to it.
Post by: spacemanspiff on May 31, 2005, 08:48:31 AM
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The fact that this thread has been viewed 200+ times and has 18 replies (so far) seems to indicate an interest in this topic that belies all the comments.
no, just wondering why 'brains' and 'paris hilton' are used in the same context. kind of like when someone offers you free sex, you know its not free!
Post by: Ktulu on May 31, 2005, 09:05:59 AM
Post by: Ex-MA Hole on May 31, 2005, 09:52:22 AM
You do need to give ole bimbo, er blondie, credit for one thing-
So far, and against all odds, she DOES remember to breathe. For someone as @#$%ing stupid as that, I think that this is an (unfortunate) accomplishment.
Post by: mtnbkr on May 31, 2005, 10:29:43 AM
Also, is the shirt her creation, or did she buy it off the rack (no pun intended) somewhere? Maybe the designer is an idiot...
Chris
Post by: Justin on May 31, 2005, 06:24:49 PM
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Post by: kayak bum on June 01, 2005, 12:29:24 AM
Post by: Jamisjockey on June 01, 2005, 05:24:34 AM
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I'd do her!
Thank whatever fictional diety one chooses to worship that I'm not the only one!! I love dirty nasty skanks. I just wish she'd do some more porn!
Post by: tyme on June 01, 2005, 06:20:23 AM
An interview with Paris Hilton
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Q: Have you had trouble with the paparazzi?
PARIS: They live outside my house. Ive cried before because Ive had to drive like 100 m.p.h., drive through red lights. Theyll go through anything. I think there should be a law in Los Angeles. You could go to a premier, but not at someones house.
Hah! As if it's a total mystery why they hang out outside your house.PARIS: They live outside my house. Ive cried before because Ive had to drive like 100 m.p.h., drive through red lights. Theyll go through anything. I think there should be a law in Los Angeles. You could go to a premier, but not at someones house.
another
and another
and another
Post by: spacemanspiff on June 01, 2005, 11:53:54 AM
Post by: Ron on June 01, 2005, 12:56:33 PM
Post by: ...has left the building. on June 01, 2005, 03:04:15 PM
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I'd do her!
Don't go injecting honesty into this thread! Skank? Yes. Would I hit it? Sure why not.
Post by: Strings on June 01, 2005, 08:06:38 PM
Hunter Rose=Bill Hilton
Post by: Stickjockey on June 02, 2005, 05:19:10 AM
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I'd do her!
You're a braver man than I, Gunga Din!
Post by: XLMiguel on June 02, 2005, 02:01:08 PM
Obviously, daddy is buying her a career for his little halfwit bimbo slutmuffin daughter. What amazes me is how badly her parents have failed to produce a useful member of society and the fact that they're so willing to publicize it (same for Nicole Richie)
Post by: spacemanspiff on June 02, 2005, 02:52:46 PM
those 'high society' bimbos were all talking how well they relate to everyone, and how they treat everyone the same, from the garbageman to the elite. then one of their boyfriends was faced with having to take a bus home he burst into tears. then he cheated on his gf and got caught.
watching shows like these only reinforces the fact that money does not better a person.
Post by: ...has left the building. on June 02, 2005, 05:36:20 PM
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watching shows like these only reinforces the fact that money does not better a person.
Yeah but you can buy so much crap that you can be distracted from your idiocy for a lifetime!
Post by: Justin on June 02, 2005, 06:51:00 PM
Post by: mhdishere on June 03, 2005, 04:54:59 AM
Post by: Gewehr98 on June 03, 2005, 02:15:37 PM
Post by: grislyatoms on June 04, 2005, 09:40:35 AM
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The fact that this thread has been viewed 200+ times and has 18 replies (so far) seems to indicate an interest in this topic that belies all the comments.
I looked at this thread due to the incongruity of the title. Much the same as I would look at a thread if someone posted a message with the title: " Check out my new .223 12 gauge BBQ grill"
Post by: DustinD on June 07, 2005, 12:01:19 AM
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on June 08, 2005, 02:43:03 PM
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on June 08, 2005, 02:44:49 PM
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El Cajone Blvd in San Dog
hey that's my town, lay off.
Post by: Cesiumsponge on June 08, 2005, 03:31:15 PM
"You're not", not "Your" *pet peeve*
I saw the show once and it made my brain explode. A pretty face is one thing, but when you are aware of their personality (or lack thereof), it just turns me off completely.
Post by: Guest on June 08, 2005, 03:54:51 PM
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Here's my solution:
Strip her naked
Duct-tape raw steaks to her naughty bits (this will be on nationwide TV)
Coat her with honey
Throw her in a pit with grizzly bears.
Solution to what??Strip her naked
Duct-tape raw steaks to her naughty bits (this will be on nationwide TV)
Coat her with honey
Throw her in a pit with grizzly bears.
Good lord. That's one of the most horrible things I've ever read.
Post by: Sindawe on June 08, 2005, 05:50:04 PM
Post by: Sean Smith on June 08, 2005, 05:59:36 PM
There are worse things than not getting sex. Talking to dingy broads for hours on end is right up there on the list. Talking to one like Paris would be like a root canal with no painkillers.
Post by: Strings on June 08, 2005, 06:27:32 PM
Hey... maybe it's been cleaned up since I was there ('92-93). When I was there, it was low-rent red light...
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on June 08, 2005, 08:01:16 PM
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Hey... maybe it's been cleaned up since I was there ('92-93). When I was there, it was low-rent red light...
ok so some areas are like that. Luckily not my neighborhood.
Post by: Sindawe on June 08, 2005, 08:43:56 PM
I thought that last one was a keeper. Smart, attractive, successful, redhead, born under the sign of Scorpio...Then she got baby-rabies 8 months into the relationship. *SIGH*
Post by: bountyhunter on June 09, 2005, 08:45:52 AM
The looks of a hooker.
The brains of a bag of rocks.
Post by: XLMiguel on June 09, 2005, 09:08:50 AM
Post by: spacemanspiff on June 09, 2005, 10:03:09 AM
Post by: Strings on June 09, 2005, 10:07:55 AM
And he knows of where he speaks!
Spiffy... you don't need to go into anymore detail about your sex life. PLEASE no more detail...
Post by: spacemanspiff on June 09, 2005, 10:39:51 AM
Post by: bountyhunter on June 09, 2005, 11:56:40 AM
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man you have some classy hookers in your town, Bh. all ours are toothless. and none younger than 50 yrs old. but they do all have that same twitch from tweaking too much.
NBC had this goofy reality show for a while called "Casino", and it showed the workings of an actual Las Vegas casino.In one episode, a "high roller" showed up who ran one of the legal brothels out of the city. He bragged about how fine the women were at his place, so two of the guys from the casino took a road trip.. They got there and the girls lined up... as I told my wife, I wouldn't do any of those skanks even if I could rent a tool to do them with. My wife couldn't believe people paid money for such ugly women.
They picked two girls and they go off to the room... they negotiate for price. The girls step out to "change" and the guys knocked the screen off the window and jumped out! You could hear the tires burning as they laid out of that place.