Wow. Just ... wow. O_O

[BryanP]

Get a load of this loser.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=24149

"Someone at the RTB sent me these pictures with a story about how this guy showed up for his son’s stepfather’s graduation from basic training at Fort Benning dressed like this. According to our source, the MPs escorted his monkey *ss off post;"

[Perd Hapley]

My brain has deleted my eyes' account, for uploading that.

[kgbsquirrel]

 

How did he get off the base alive!?!

[cassandra and sara's daddy]

no sport killing the mentally ill

[Stickjockey]

How did he get on the base alive?

C&SD, I think we're talking not sport but act of mercy.

[BlueStarLizzard]

I'm not even in the military and I could tell it was over the top fake 

Some of the comments are priceless 

[gunsmith]

I've met a few of those types, but none quite so bad.
I had one in my cab, I mentioned I was into gun rights and he was all like "had enough of that stuff in the special forces" when I asked him if they "let him keep his DD214"? he replied "NO" 

[BryanP]

Apparently the nimrod in question did actually serve at one time ...

http://usafonlineoped.blogspot.com/2011/06/i-once-wrote-story-on-here-about-stolen.html

 Also, Androsky served in the the AF from 1999-2006, in the 41st Airlift Squadron and was discharged as an E-4. 

[Boomhauer]

'm not even in the military and I could tell it was over the top fake

There are some real peaches out there posing as members of the military...

[cassandra and sara's daddy]

Apparently the nimrod in question did actually serve at one time ...

http://usafonlineoped.blogspot.com/2011/06/i-once-wrote-story-on-here-about-stolen.html

 Also, Androsky served in the the AF from 1999-2006, in the 41st Airlift Squadron and was discharged as an E-4. 

med/psych discharge?

[grislyatoms]

What, no "Budweiser", as well?  Folks Garbage like that needs to be put in it's place. Sounds like it was.

I'm not even in the military and I could tell it was over the top fake 

Some of the comments are priceless 

Ditto.

[MillCreek]

med/psych discharge?

Apparently the discharge was due to drug use, but you have to wonder if the guy does not have a rich psychiatric history.

[BryanP]

med/psych discharge?

According to one guy who claims to have served with him he was discharged for drugs.  Also, for those who are wondering, here's a list of the badges and medals he was wearing (compiled by someone else, not me, so I can't guarantee accuracy):


List of his Awards and Decorations, in the order he presents them.


Badges:
1.  Air Force Enlisted Aircrew Badge, Master
2.  Army Combat Infantryman Badge, 3 Awards
3.  Military Freefall Parachutist Badge (HALO), Jumpmaster
4.  Looks to be a Special Operations Diver
5.  Parachutist Badge, Senior
6.  Combat Medial Badge, 2 Awards
7.  Air Assault Badge


Medals and Ribbons:
1. Silver Star
2. Air Force Combat Action Medal
3. Distinguished Flying Cross
4. Airman's Medal
5. Bronze Star with 2 Oak Leaf Clusters
6. Purple Heart
7. Air Force Meritorious Service Medal
8. Air Medal
9. Joint Service Commendation Medal
10. Joint Service Achievement Medal
11. Air Force Achievement Medal
12. Presidential Unit Citation
13. Air Force Expeditionary Service Ribbon
14. Unknown/Hidden
15. National Defense Service Medal
16. Antarctica Service Medal
17. Unknown/Hidden
18. Afghanistan Campaign Medal with 2 Campaign Stars
19. Iraq Campaign Medal with 2 Campaign Stars
20. Hidden/Unknown
21. Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal with Campaign Star
22. DOT 9-11 Coast Guard Medal
23. Hidden/Unknown
24. Air Force Overseas Short Tour
25. Global War on Terrorism Service Medal
26. Air Force NCO PME Graduate Ribbon
27. Air Force Honor Graduate Ribbon
28. Air Force Marksmanship with 2 Stars
29. Unknown/Hidden
30. Air Force Training Ribbon
31. Army NCO Professional Development Ribbon
32. Unknown
33. Army Service Ribbon
34. Unknown
35. Armed Forces Service Medal
36. Humanitarian Service Medal
37. NATO Kosovo Medal
38. United Nations Observer
39. NATO Medal
40. NATO Non-Article 5: Afghanistan

[Balog]

I love the dress uniform bloused into combat boots. Idiot.

[wmenorr67]

Hell someone on the comments pointed out that it is a female jacket he is wearing also.

[cassandra and sara's daddy]

yea i suspect hes a few fries shy of a happy meal.

[cordex]

Wow... shameful.

[Perd Hapley]

According to one guy who claims to have served with him he was discharged for drugs.  Also, for those who are wondering, here's a list of the badges and medals he was wearing (compiled by someone else, not me, so I can't guarantee accuracy):


List of his Awards and Decorations, in the order he presents them.


Badges:
1.  Air Force Enlisted Aircrew Badge, Master
2.  Army Combat Infantryman Badge, 3 Awards
3.  Military Freefall Parachutist Badge (HALO), Jumpmaster
4.  Looks to be a Special Operations Diver
5.  Parachutist Badge, Senior
6.  Combat Medial Badge, 2 Awards
7.  Air Assault Badge


Medals and Ribbons:
1. Silver Star
2. Air Force Combat Action Medal
3. Distinguished Flying Cross
4. Airman's Medal
5. Bronze Star with 2 Oak Leaf Clusters
6. Purple Heart
7. Air Force Meritorious Service Medal
8. Air Medal
9. Joint Service Commendation Medal
10. Joint Service Achievement Medal
11. Air Force Achievement Medal
12. Presidential Unit Citation
13. Air Force Expeditionary Service Ribbon
14. Unknown/Hidden
15. National Defense Service Medal
16. Antarctica Service Medal
17. Unknown/Hidden
18. Afghanistan Campaign Medal with 2 Campaign Stars
19. Iraq Campaign Medal with 2 Campaign Stars
20. Hidden/Unknown
21. Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal with Campaign Star
22. DOT 9-11 Coast Guard Medal
23. Hidden/Unknown
24. Air Force Overseas Short Tour
25. Global War on Terrorism Service Medal
26. Air Force NCO PME Graduate Ribbon
27. Air Force Honor Graduate Ribbon
28. Air Force Marksmanship with 2 Stars
29. Unknown/Hidden
30. Air Force Training Ribbon
31. Army NCO Professional Development Ribbon
32. Unknown
33. Army Service Ribbon
34. Unknown
35. Armed Forces Service Medal
36. Humanitarian Service Medal
37. NATO Kosovo Medal
38. United Nations Observer
39. NATO Medal
40. NATO Non-Article 5: Afghanistan

And you people dare to abuse this decorated hero! For shame.

There are some real peaches out there posing as members of the military...

I posed as one for three years! 

[erictank]

"15 rows of medals, dude could kill you with his MIND."

Comments are PRICELESS.

[birdman]

Antarctica service medal?  If they give medals for freezing your balls off, shouldnt Minot based personnel be raking them in?

[Lanius]

Psych discharge? Can be anything..

Heh... I'd never even get into an armed force... and I'm not short of fries either..    I got a draft extemption due to rude good health(resting pulse 50, doctors scratched their heads)... serious insubordination issues (told them the army's too amateur and too alcoholic for my taste)  Not true anymore, my soldier-friend tells me they're quite professional, and the dead-wood has been purged mostly or removed to remote offices.

These days, I'd get extempted on the basis of my severly elevated aggressivity levels .. I was told by several psychiatrists I'm too aggressive to own weapons, which means the army wouldn't take me either probably. (if I shouldn't own pistols, would anyone sane make me operate high powered military weapons? )

Fortunately my M.D. thought I'm a nice and well mannered young man and didn't see the need to send me for psych evaluation.. thinking happy thoughts related to MP heads on spikes and drinking a beer beforehand worked like a charm.

[230RN]

I've met a few of those types, but none quite so bad.
I had one in my cab, I mentioned I was into gun rights and he was all like "had enough of that stuff in the special forces" when I asked him if they "let him keep his DD214"? he replied "NO"

Win.

[BReilley]

Stuff

Well, don't worry about being unfit for service.  You can always just get the medals.

I, too, have an unusually low pulse rate.  The "doc" for my CDL physical was slightly confused and rechecked his math :D

[Bogie]

One of Jen's nieces took up with a fellow in his thirties (she was 18). My theory was that her mother was just happy that she'd quit trying to slit her wrists after she discovered the whole concept of getting laid...
 
Anywho, back to the whole trailer-trash mess of fun... I meet the fellow. He informs me that he was a Recon Marine Scout Sniper (Okay, could happen...), that he had a purple heart, and a steel plate in his head from when he was shot when an IED blew up the truck he was riding in (quite possible - he did have a lot of shrapnel scars on his face, kind of like those I'd seen on a meth freak when his cooker exploded, but I'm getting ahead of myself here...), and that he'd been a Master Sergeant First Class (and now I'm definitely hearing bells...), and when he'd gotten out, they'd let him keep his Barrett .50 (and now the big brass ones are ringing...), which was able to work in three-shot burst mode (bells now so loud my head's about to 'splode), along with is .50 Desert Eagle (that "ker-flooge" noise was my brain and the ceiling...), which was (wait for it...) also able to run in three-shot burst mode. And they were all kept at the local NG armory Just In Case.
 
So, he's got a fairly unique name - A little googlage got bupkis, so I called friends of friends, got the Stolen Valor folks, and they hustled a request, got his military records - all 20-so pages of 'em... Seems that he enlisted in a December, and was separated in January... I think he did maybe 20 days... Has to be a record.
 
I got chewed out by Jen's family for outing him, because... well, I have to tell you, I'm not sure, but nobody was happy. The 18 year old niece is still (as far as I know...) engaged happily in boinkage.
 
Bogie hateses the posers. When I was playing Army, I shot people. With a Canon. Sometimes with a Nikon. Army Public Affairs, the finest of the Chairborne Strangers...

[Balog]

Master Sergeant First Class? Man, must be one of those secret ranks only Force Recon snipers can get...  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Marine_Corps_rank_insignia