The anecdote about the water bottle reminds me of something that happened last year. I was working at a side job, installing LED tubes at a preschool. The guy running the job brought his teenaged grandson. He was helpful enough, and only slightly obnoxious, for a teenaged boy. At some point, Grandpa got him a bottled water, and Grandkid was glad, because he's "not a tap water kid."
Which reminds of what happened last weekend. Once again, I was installing LED tubes, and a teenager was sent to "help" me. I asked him to take 2 LED tubes out of the thin, paper and cardboard sleeve. The sleeves fit pretty tightly, but you could still slide them off the tube. This guy couldn't get anywhere that way, so he started tearing little scraps off at each end, until he could finally manage to pull the tube out of the sleeve. The first time he did this, nothing went wrong. It just took longer than if I had done it myself, and made a mess on the floor. The second time, in his fumbling around, he let the end of the tube thump good and hard on the floor, breaking the pins.
Brawndo's got electrolytes.