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Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« on: January 19, 2011, 11:29:55 PM »


I can write PARAGRAPHS about what's going on in this picture... but I can't sum it up in one line of snark.

What's APS got?
"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain - that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist."
--Lysander Spooner

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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2011, 11:33:31 PM »
"You sank my battleship!"

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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2011, 11:36:49 PM »
"Oh my God! It's one of those typical Asian people!"

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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2011, 11:47:44 PM »
"You're makin' me look bad!"

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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2011, 01:41:04 AM »
"I thought we were friends!"
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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2011, 01:45:25 AM »
"Did you fart or is that the kimchi?"
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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2011, 01:49:59 AM »
"I won't let you repossess my teleprompter!"

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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2011, 02:07:00 AM »
"You think I don't know you Chinese look down on black folk!"
"Domari nolo."

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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2011, 04:17:36 AM »
"Dammit, he's looking right at the cig burn on the hardwood.  We're getting evicted for sure this time.  I gotta figure out some way to put this on Bush."
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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2011, 06:52:38 AM »
Regards,

roo_ster

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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2011, 09:17:41 AM »
"I'm the POTUS, dammit!. I should have cool glasses like that!"
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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2011, 11:21:56 AM »
(CRASH!... random shrieking and swearing)

Oh God... Michelle's gotten into the cooking sherry again.  :facepalm:
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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2011, 11:23:20 AM »
"Who unlocked Biden's cage!?...





...HU unlocked Biden's cage!?"
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2011, 12:25:56 PM »
I need a smoke!!!!
Does any image illustrate so neatly the wrongheadedness of the Obama administration than Americans scrambling in terror from Air Force One?
Just great…Chicago politics has spread to all 57 states.
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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2011, 12:49:39 PM »

When I told him he could walk the dog
I didn't mean wok the dog
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2011, 12:50:58 PM »

International diplomacies R serious business
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2011, 12:55:20 PM »
Is that your hand, in my wallet?
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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2011, 01:11:40 PM »
"You call yourself a communist"
“We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.”

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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2011, 01:34:43 PM »
Caption this. It scares me.

“We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.”

Abraham Lincoln


With the first link the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.

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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2011, 01:37:41 PM »
Caption this. It scares me.



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"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain - that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist."
--Lysander Spooner

I reject your authoritah!

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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2011, 02:12:04 PM »
To the original picture;


"What you talkin bout Willis?"
“We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.”

Abraham Lincoln


With the first link the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.

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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2011, 02:25:50 PM »
Caption this. It scares me.



Are you sure this will make fairest in the land?
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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2011, 02:38:20 PM »
"Hu's on first."

"End of quote.  Repeat the line."
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Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2011, 02:44:30 PM »



"Will you kiss me?"

"What?"

"I like to be kissed when someone is DOING SEX TO ME!"

"End of quote.  Repeat the line."
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