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« on: February 08, 2006, 04:14:00 PM »
http://www.okcupid.com/death

Mine says I'll die in 2050 at age 82 of a heart attack.

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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2006, 04:22:07 PM »
Mine says no way in aitch-ee-double-hockeysticks am I telling J. Random Website the answers to some of those questions.

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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2006, 04:38:35 PM »
Heck with the death test.

I've decided, with G-d's will,  to live to 120.  And if I die sooner, so call me pisher (Yiddish for p!isser).



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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2006, 05:47:52 PM »
I'll die in early 2053 when my heart vapor locks. No big suprise here.
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2006, 06:39:24 PM »
Feb of 2036 at the age of 81 from Cancer.

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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2006, 06:45:39 PM »
2049 at the age of 84.  Sounds good to me.  That's 44 years from now.  I can do alot between now and then.

Wonder how shooting a gun and owning a gun factors in to the total deal?

Only thing that would ruin my life now is if the other gun quit firing:(

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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2006, 06:52:52 PM »
I hate those things and do them anyway. I feel like I'm practically filling out a file for big brother. How does paranoia factor in?

I'm dying at 84 from cancer in 2066. Not a bad run. Wouldn't want to be 90 anyway. It's the pipe smoking and stress/lack of sleep that's gonna get me I guess.

I'm wondering, too, how gun ownership factored things in. Longevity by self-preservation? Tongue
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2006, 07:00:56 PM »
Who's got time to die?
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2006, 07:08:12 PM »
In a perfect world, just short of 100, shot by some twentysomething's jealous husband.

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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2006, 02:51:09 AM »
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In a perfect world, just short of 100, shot by some twentysomething's jealous husband.

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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2006, 03:00:09 AM »
Long enough to make EVERYONE mad.

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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2006, 04:23:26 AM »
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Long enough to make EVERYONE mad.
So...any day now, eh???
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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2006, 05:16:52 AM »
Age 84 of cancer.  I'm the third one here so far.

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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2006, 05:51:19 AM »
January 2050.Heart attack.80.1 years.

Hmmmm.Last time I took one of these I was only going to make it to 63.?

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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2006, 06:24:15 AM »
age 78.5 of cancer...  I wonder if this will change with the news that fatty foods aren't that bad for you as they have said.

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« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2006, 07:00:29 AM »
84, from a heart attack. I can live with that. Err... die with that.

Are the gun questions a positive or negative?
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« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2006, 07:41:44 AM »
"Death is a debt I am not yet willing to pay."

That said, per the linked site, I'd last until 2039, dying of cancer at around age 75.  In a perfect world, that would be long enough for me to transferred or copied onto a more durable substrate.
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« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2006, 08:38:46 AM »
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In a perfect world, that would be long enough for me to transferred or copied onto a more durable substrate.
Hmmmm... I wonder whether we'd be able to cope with, say, fifty thousand years of life if we had that choice? Even the last fifty have seen a lot of changes.

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« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2006, 08:42:45 AM »
How long will I live?

Nowhere near as long as my wife.

Or so the statistics say...
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« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2006, 08:47:06 AM »
You can all put away your fears of the grim reaper.

Per that website I'm going to live to be 78.5 and die from a heart attack, and it told me that I'm in better health than the average male my age, and have "good to excelllent" health habits.

I swallow 17 pills a day, have had 2 heart attacks, 2 bypasses, and now sport a pacemaker/defibrilator.  I cannot walk 200 feet without becoming completely winded, and cannot walk and carry on a conversation at the same time.

I stay up late, and only get an average of 6 hours sleep per night.  I hang out in "shady" places with disreputable people.  I try to shoot twice a week, but sometimes end up at the range more often.

I would be a "meat & potatoes" man except I do not bother eating the potatoes, or any veggies.  I like chocolate & ice cream (together when possible).  I used to drink sparingly, but now that I can afford good Scotch I have a wee dram or two daily, plus one at night.

If I live the 26 more years they say I will, there will be a lot of doctors who are more surprised than I am.

Besides, I'm having too much fun, in spite of myself and my condition, to worry about "old age."  I'll probably fall to my death, either from a bedroom window or from laughing too hard.

stay safe.

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« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2006, 09:51:14 AM »
2053. Cancer at age 83. Tongue

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« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2006, 11:51:45 AM »
I'm going to live *just* long enough to make it to the scene of the accident. Smiley

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« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2006, 12:25:20 PM »
The test said death at age 26 of "wounds".






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« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2006, 12:49:55 PM »
Ten thousand, five hundred and seven more days.  
I die in November, 2034 of a heart attack.

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« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2006, 12:50:55 PM »
"How often do you fly?"

Well, I guess I'm screwed unless high atmosphere radiation is good for me.
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