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Title: Country Folk
Post by: grampster on December 05, 2007, 03:59:03 AM
 What's to say?

LETTER FROM A FARM KID,

 

Dear Ma and Pa,
I am well. Hope you are.

Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working
for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of
the places are filled.

 I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly
6 A. M. but I am getting so I like to sleep late.

 Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot,
and shine some things.

 No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to
lay.
Practically nothing.

 Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.

 Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs,
bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried
eggplant, pie and other regular food,

But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys
that live on coffee.

 Their food plus yours holds you till noon when you get fed again.

 It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route
marches," which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden
us.
If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different.
A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home.
Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

 This will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals
for shooting. I don't know why.

 The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and
it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got
to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load
your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

 Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get
to wrestle with them city boys.
I have to be real careful though, they break real easy.
It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home
I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from
over in Silver Lake.

I only beat him once.
He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds
and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry.

 Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other
fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

 Your loving daughter,
Carol

 

 
Title: Re: Country Folk
Post by: RocketMan on December 05, 2007, 07:28:10 AM
Grampster, as a former Marine I was offended by this...until I started laughing.  Smiley
Title: Re: Country Folk
Post by: Leatherneck on December 05, 2007, 07:55:37 AM
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Your loving daughter,
Carol
grin grin grin grin grin

TC
Title: Re: Country Folk
Post by: cosine on December 05, 2007, 08:13:22 AM
I've seen it before, but for some reason this line

Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs,
bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried
eggplant, pie and other regular food,

always cracks me up. Trimmings!  grin
Title: Re: Country Folk
Post by: mustanger98 on December 05, 2007, 08:48:46 AM
Tell ya'll what generally gets me tickled... aside from breakfast...

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A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home.
Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

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I keep getting medals
for shooting. I don't know why.

The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and
it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got
to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load
your own cartridges. They come in boxes.
Title: Re: Country Folk
Post by: Polishrifleman on December 05, 2007, 01:48:16 PM
I had to forward it to my dad primarily because of the signature line.  That is just great, what 73yr old guy born in a farmhouse wouldn't appreciate a letter like this.