Santa's new sleigh, which was created in a joint venture of Boeing, Hughes, Lockheed-Martin, and Tesla (both Nicolai and Musk), is now equipped with TardisTech - Since it is bigger on the inside, and Santa's Magic Bags are also using similarly functioning systems, along with guided GPS technology, we can ensure rapid delivery of presents to a record number of good little boys and girls.
That ain't you, by the way. We know that you've been bad.
But I digress. The back door swings down, and the loadmaster elves start kicking out drone-delivery pallets of bags. We've only lost a few elves, but they usually bounce. Ground squads, equipped with Magic Keys, storm apartment complexes and allegedly modern dwellings which lack the proper access points.
Your toys will arrive, on time and intact, although we admit that we're still having a few problems with ammunition - consider making do this year with a official Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and the thing that tells time.
