Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: Brad Johnson on May 11, 2006, 11:33:59 AM
Title: Things to do in a small town
Post by: Brad Johnson on May 11, 2006, 11:33:59 AM
They say that there is nothing to do in small towns except sit around and watch the grass grow.
Untrue.
You can also stand around and watch the mud dry.
Title: Things to do in a small town
Post by: charby on May 11, 2006, 11:47:51 AM
that is too funny..
Title: Things to do in a small town
Post by: jefnvk on May 11, 2006, 12:22:00 PM
Now, I don't want to start any little vs. big town fights, but after moving to the first big town I have lived in, there is a lot more to do in a small town.
But that is pretty funny. Gotta love those shots tha come out just perfect.
Title: Things to do in a small town
Post by: ...has left the building. on May 11, 2006, 12:34:00 PM
No beer?
Title: Things to do in a small town
Post by: Antibubba on May 11, 2006, 06:17:10 PM
Y'all think this is mud?? You shoulda seen the mud we had to go through every day to get to grammar school. It'd bog you down somethin' fierce. In third grade I lost six classmates who insisted on dawdlin'. In fact, one time..."
Title: Things to do in a small town
Post by: charby on May 12, 2006, 05:50:13 AM
Quote from: Daniel Flory
No beer?
Must be from the bible belt.
Title: Things to do in a small town
Post by: Guest on May 12, 2006, 05:57:30 AM
"Little Jimmy Jackson is jackin? up his Bronco He?s gonna lay a little rubber later on at the truck pull All the girls are getting? pretty sprayin? on the White Rain Yeah they?re gonna get a rowdy tonight down at the football game Yeah
(Chorus:) We let it rip when we got the money Let it roll if we got the gas It gets wild yeah but that?s the way we get down In a Hicktown
Well you can see the neighbors butt crack nailing on his shingles And his woman?s? smokin? Pall Mall?s watchin? Laura Ingles And Granny?s getting? lit she?s headin? out to bingo Yeah my buddies and me are goin? muddin? down on Blue Hole Road You know You know
(Chorus:) We let it rip when we got the money Let it roll if we got the gas It gets wild yeah but that?s the way we get down In a Hicktown
(Bridge)
We hear folks in the city party in Martini Bars And they like to show off in their fancy foreign cars Out here in the boondocks we buy beer at Amoco And crank our Kraco speakers with that country radio
(Chorus:) We let it rip when we got the money Let it roll if we got the gas It gets wild yeah but that?s the way we get down Oh Oh We let it rip when we got the money Let it roll if we got the gas Its buck wild yeah but that?s the way we get down In a Hicktown In a Hicktown It?s the way we get down In a Hicktown Yeah in a Hicktown
Oh we aint finished yet We got you?re country boys and you?re redneck girls It?s the party heard round the world Right here in Hicktown Yeah In Hicktown The whole town?s gettin? down"
Title: Things to do in a small town
Post by: doczinn on May 12, 2006, 06:12:10 AM
Who sings that?
Title: Things to do in a small town
Post by: charby on May 12, 2006, 06:31:52 AM
Quote from: doczinn
Who sings that?
Jason Aldean
Title: Things to do in a small town
Post by: doczinn on May 12, 2006, 06:35:58 AM
Downloading it as we speak.
Title: Things to do in a small town
Post by: ...has left the building. on May 12, 2006, 09:11:13 AM
Quote from: charby
Quote from: Daniel Flory
No beer?
Must be from the bible belt.
Probably true... My Mother-in-Law went to a liquor store to pick up some brew to beer-baste a ham for Easter and she came back irritated because she couldn't buy one 12 oz. beer!