That is the worst reading of the soliloquy I've ever seen/heard.
Oh, this guy wasn't so bad.
In high school English, our teacher required us to memorize and recite Hamlet's soliloquy in front of the class. I deliberately delivered it in as flat and expressionless a monotone as I could manage. Teacher made a comment to the effect that it was the
worst sounding recitation he'd ever heard, but he had to give me my "A" because I got it all correct.
Elections are easy for people who are truly single-issue voters . . .
I've found that the vast majority of the time, applying a single-issue litmus test will determine my vote - and that's not a bad thing. My single issue of course is the 2nd Amendment, and in the course of several decades I've found that
genuine 2nd Amendment supporters are likely to be on the right side of other issues, too. The exceptions are rare, and more theoretical than real.