I need to drill this into my head. Whenever I'm actually doing a "lumber run" for a bunch of lumber, I always grab the Mechanix gloves I keep in the truck and wear those into the Home Despot or wherever to load lumber. However I often leave them if I'm going to get "X, Y, Z, and a couple of 2x4s".
It never *expletive deleted*ing fails that every time I do that, I end up with a major splinter in a hand from the one or two pieces of wood that I handled. Like this morning - one sheet of plywood and four 2x4s. Extra irritating is that I was cognizant of not having gloves on, trying to be extra careful, and STILL got a splinter that I just now had to remove with a knife and tweezers. It's never a splinter that sticks out a little that I can grab with my fingernails.
First world problem, but still just so irritating, because splinters are kind of like paper cuts: very minor wounds that hurt way more than they should. Anyway, stupid Ben, take your gloves into the store even for one piece of lumber.