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Bawney Fwank: We gotta get some jawbs... pftpftpfpt!
« on: August 09, 2011, 04:10:52 PM »
http://guyism.com/humor/video-barney-frank-farting-on-live-tv-is-quite-amusing.html

Rips it on live TV.

Classy guy. :lol:

Documented proof he's a fatuous gas bag.
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Re: Bawney Fwank: We gotta get some jawbs... pftpftpfpt!
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2011, 11:33:47 PM »
I have been laughing at this all day.  The hip movements don't lie.  Har har har. :lol:
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Re: Bawney Fwank: We gotta get some jawbs... pftpftpfpt!
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2011, 11:45:58 PM »
Lean forward.
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Re: Bawney Fwank: We gotta get some jawbs... pftpftpfpt!
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2011, 02:28:45 AM »
He's talking out of his what?

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Re: Bawney Fwank: We gotta get some jawbs... pftpftpfpt!
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2011, 07:15:25 AM »
Wife and I were walking for exercise last night when I had to deal with some excess pressure.  I told her I that had "Barney Franked", then explained what it meant.  I believe I have a new euphemism for farting.
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Re: Bawney Fwank: We gotta get some jawbs... pftpftpfpt!
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2011, 09:07:33 AM »
Quote from: RocketMan on August 10, 2011, 07:15:25 AM
Wife and I were walking for exercise last night when I had to deal with some excess pressure.  I told her I that had "Barney Franked", then explained what it meant.  I believe I have a new euphemism for farting.

But did you shift your hips continuously until you relieved the pressure, if not you are not truly performing a Barney Frankedtm.
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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2011, 11:51:29 AM »
Are we sure it was him? I'd have thought he'd whistle when that happened.
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Re: Bawney Fwank: We gotta get some jawbs... pftpftpfpt!
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2011, 07:42:22 PM »
Dang it, adively, you beat me to the trade mark.  I coulda made millions!
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Re: Bawney Fwank: We gotta get some jawbs... pftpftpfpt!
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2011, 08:47:57 PM »
That sounds more like a chair squeaking, especially since he was moving around at the time.

Hell, I can make the chair I'm sitting in right now make almost the exact same noise if I shift my hips around.

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Re: Bawney Fwank: We gotta get some jawbs... pftpftpfpt!
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2011, 09:41:35 PM »
Quote from: RocketMan on August 11, 2011, 07:42:22 PM
Dang it, adively, you beat me to the trade mark.  I coulda made millions!

Sorry RM, had to do it.  :laugh:

Quote from: mtnbkr on August 11, 2011, 08:47:57 PM
That sounds more like a chair squeaking, especially since he was moving around at the time.

Hell, I can make the chair I'm sitting in right now make almost the exact same noise if I shift my hips around.

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Did a smell waft up from the general direction of the chair, when it made the same noise?
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Re: Bawney Fwank: We gotta get some jawbs... pftpftpfpt!
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2011, 03:25:23 PM »
 
Quote from: mtnbkr on August 11, 2011, 08:47:57 PM
That sounds more like a chair squeaking, especially since he was moving around at the time.


I wondered about that, but wouldn't MSNBC (or any other cable news network) be awfully careful about avoiding squeaky chairs?
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Re: Bawney Fwank: We gotta get some jawbs... pftpftpfpt!
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2011, 04:49:41 PM »
Quote from: fistful on August 16, 2011, 03:25:23 PM

I wondered about that, but wouldn't MSNBC (or any other cable news network) be awfully careful about avoiding squeaky chairs?

Are we to believe in the competence of MSNBC?
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Re: Bawney Fwank: We gotta get some jawbs... pftpftpfpt!
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2011, 08:41:44 PM »
Youtube pulled the video, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't a chair squeaking....
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Re: Bawney Fwank: We gotta get some jawbs... pftpftpfpt!
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2011, 10:44:57 PM »
Quote from: MicroBalrog on August 16, 2011, 04:49:41 PM
Are we to believe in the competence of MSNBC?

We can believe they actually try to make their friends look good.
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