Appliance Boxes:
Maybe someone got a new washer, maybe you got the box from an appliance store ( the man would fold it and put in the station wagon) maybe your uncle brought one over...no matter how....TANKS!
Get inside the box and roll down the yard, steps, and really really cool if more than one appliance box - then you had TANK wars. Going head to head against each other. [Girls would giggle right before they 'smacked" into you - then they had a really weird laugh]. Tired of going head to head to head, team up and flatten the flower bed...by accident of course.
Which reminds me...
Does anyone else have favorite words or phrases that have passed out of common usage?
"Go get a switch, and you better get a big one - don't make me have to go out there and pick a big one".
[We had hedges on all 4 sides, I still hate hedges, no matter how tall I got, the hedges were always just a bit taller than my arms -and I had to use a step ladder ( not a kitchen chair, I learned that lesson real early).
hedges are ..."unkillable". Me cutting, whacking, running lawnmowers into them, getting rid of gasoline , and who knows how many switches...dang hedges lived. I think I was more happy to have younger sibs - hoping they would get into trouble and even more switches were going to be pulled off them hedges. Hedges are still there last time I checked...]
"Go to the coaches office" - Read: Coach has a new paddle with holes drilled different this time and he needs to test it.
Shop Teacher -"Take this paddle to coach" - Means Shop teacher has a new design with holes he wants the coach to try out".
Coach " Run them bleachers until you Puke".
Coach - "You puked because you didn't take your salt tablets".
Coach "Run that mile again, in better time, or I will kick your butt and then try out my new paddle".
Coach "Steve, you had better win that cross- country race, or I will kick your butt and bury you in that vacant lot and you will never be found". [ I never run so hard in my life]
"Don't eat the bones, thems for your younger sibs".
The drumstick was called "the bone", the idea was little kids could eat the "bone" better than other cuts of chicken, not get choked on them.
Mom getting the ladder out- "climb up to roof honey, and adjust the TV antenna - I'll holler out when the station is right"
Mom- "What are you doing on the roof? - Playing aren't you?"
"No mom - I was adjusting the TV antenna..."
Saving Tuna fish cans and digging holes in the yard to play "Washers".
'Honey, why is the tuna fish in the mason jar in the Fridge?" "Why did you open ALL the cans of tuna?"
"'cause Terry, Berry, John, Phyillis, Betty...did not have "Washers game in their yard to play with".
"So how do I know this Persimmon is ripe?"
"Ewww [yuck, pucker pucker, yuck]"
"Now you know honey".
"Why did you shoot the feral cat with a Persimmon with your slingshot?"
"'cause is was not ripe".
I ate everything on my plate, I recall other kid's did not always. Remember...
"Clean your plate -there are starving kids in Cambodia".
One neighbor kid found out not a good idea to suggest to his mom " Well then send this crap to them kids - this stuff sucks".
"Honey, what are you doing on the roof again...and what do you have in that coffee can"
"Moooommm...I ain't doing nothing but shooting the feral cats with 'simmons with my slingshot"
"And just what is wrong with doing that from the tree house in Terry's yard"
"Gee mom, we done got all them cats over his way...a few come over this-a-way"
"Okay honey, be careful , if you fall and break your leg, don't come running to get me..."