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Werewolf

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US Government to Change Official Emblem
« on: October 05, 2005, 04:30:59 AM »
For the funny bone challenged this is HUMOR...

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT                                                      
                                                                           
 The government today announced that it is changing its                    
 emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more                          
 accurately reflects the government's political stance.                    
 A condom allows for inflation, halts production,                          
 destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of                          
 pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're                    
 actually being screwed.
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US Government to Change Official Emblem
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2005, 05:30:31 AM »
Excellent.

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« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2005, 07:32:05 PM »
I've laughed at worse.
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« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2005, 11:26:28 PM »
well the republican version wasnt as funny and not very tasteful, but this made me laugh my head off=


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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2005, 08:06:36 AM »
I lack the restraint of Thorn.

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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2005, 11:54:29 AM »
FWIW - The Republican one is much funnier and represents reality a bit better than the demonrat one does (though that cry baby does make a lot of sense). Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2005, 02:51:36 PM »
Judging from the capitulation to the Left by our so called conservative Republican majority from pres on down, the caricature should be reversed on the Republican seal.
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