Dear Mr. Musk:
In response, here is the accounting of how we would spend $5.3 billion to solve world hunger. Please forward your check, payable to the UN.
Administrative fees (including bribes and graft) at UN HQ -- $1 billion
Administrative fees, international (including bribes and graft) -- $1 billion
Advertising costs to show how good a job we're doing. --$0.5 billion
Executive transportation fees to administer food relief -- $1.5 billion
Coordination costs, studies to determine best distribution methods, etc. -- $0.75 billion
Fees to dispose of rotted/decayed/out of date food relief -- $0.25 billion
Incidental fees -- $0.2 billion
Happy Meals for 30 starving children --$0.1 billion
As you can see, we have done a tremendous amount to solve world hunger, but so much more remains to be done, so please continue to donate.
Hugs and kisses,
The United Nations
