The only stretch here is your willful desire to not comprehend that a dog is not a human being, and dogs will not react in the same manner as a human when confronted.
The law isn't in place to protect idiot humans, it's in place to protect the dog, it's handlers, and the police against idiot humans who are compelled to act like idiots and get themselves into a situation that won't end well for them. Normally with such idiot humans the first response after they've discovered the error of their ways is to sue.
However, to put this to a test, I would be more than happy to allow you to taunt my dog to see just how far you can exercise your "rights" before he turns your face into tomorrow's pile of feces.
On the other hand, I'm getting really tired of these types of "arguments."
Don't like the law? Stop being a whiny little punk and being a crusade to change it to your liking.
When you have succeeded, come back and we can revisit this discussion.