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Quick - Turn to the left!
« on: March 28, 2010, 10:54:30 AM »
What do you see to the left of you, right now, this instant?

I see my window, overlooking the front walk and driveway.  My wife's escape and my F250 are parked in the driveway.  There's a squirrel hopping about looking for food.

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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2010, 11:05:17 AM »
A bookshelf; an old cpu and printer I need to do something about; a dead UPS; a four piece Sage fly rod in its case; and a Battenkill fly reel (Is it the third weekend in April yet?).
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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2010, 11:07:12 AM »
clowns to the left of me...jokers to the right...here I am, stuck in the middle with you...
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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2010, 11:12:01 AM »
Empty bag of chips been there about two months.
A gift bag from Christmas on top of my stereo I don't use anymore.
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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2010, 11:18:47 AM »
A floating shelf holding several wire mesh desk organizers.  The organizers mostly hold my EDC stuff, other than my firearm.  Above the shelf are two bass guitars hanging on the wall, with a Pink Floyd scarf pinned to the wall behind them.  I need to wash the scarf.  Below the shelf is a wooden peg rack holding several guitar cables and a VGA cable that snakes around the room to the TV.  I can hook the VGA cable to my laptop for when I want to watch videos.  Also to my left is my nightstand.  There's an alarm clock on it, and a couple spindles of blank DVDs.  Next to them is a holster velcroed to the top of the nightstand.  The holster holds an XD .45, spare mag, and a liner lock knife.

Yeah, I'm loafing in bed with a cup of coffee and my laptop on one of those hospital tables that I found on Overstock.com.

Great table!!

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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2010, 11:25:03 AM »
A stack of laundry, a basket of laundry, a half bottle of cheap wine, a couple wineglasses, a roll of toilet paper (that one is a mystery to me), a camera and assorted cables, a rocking chair, and a fireplace stuff with stacks of books.  No, we are not burning them, it's just a handy place to store them.

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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2010, 11:32:26 AM »
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a roll of toilet paper (that one is a mystery to me)

When her allergies are going, my wife will grab a roll from the pantry even if she has to push aside a case of Kleenex to get to it.

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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2010, 11:32:43 AM »
A wall. 
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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2010, 11:33:08 AM »
My electromagnetic fields textbook, my binder for that class, and the handout regarding the design project I should be working on for that class (design a coaxial cable and a double-stub tuner). My girlfriend, who is also working on that same project herself...
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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2010, 11:47:17 AM »
A door.
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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2010, 12:03:30 PM »
I see the endless ravings of a bunch of lunatics, mindless beings locked in a stuggle between reality and fantasy, their only tangible link to sanity being the eternal question, "What's to the left?".

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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2010, 12:47:04 PM »
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I see the endless ravings of a bunch of lunatics, mindless beings locked in a stuggle between reality and fantasy

Oh, THAT left...  In that case, I see Biden, Pelosi, Obammer, Joe Franken, Hairy Reed ...  =D

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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2010, 12:50:41 PM »
An op amp circuit, a printer, about 60 small bins stuffed with everything from torr seal to vacuum fittings, a row of cupboards stuffed FULL of computer parts and various other "lab" stuff.   Oh yeah, and a swingline stapler. 
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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2010, 12:55:33 PM »
Trash
A set of decent pin pinches
My great-grandfather's drafting set
Dirty laundry
My laptop case
Three backpacks--one for school, one for art supplies, one for travel
A set of banded earplugs
A rug
My coffee table
Electricity bill
The book "Black Like Me" by John Howard Griffin
My DSLR manual
CATIA manual
Several sketches of unknown origin
My couch
My jacket
Tartan blanket
Floor lamp
The painting "Lightship" on the wall
Bottle of Pyrat rum
Bottle of Old Mill Gold rum
Bottle of Sailor Jerry rum
One empty bottle each of Ommegang's entire lineup
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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2010, 12:55:54 PM »
 Oh yeah, and a swingline stapler. 

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I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2010, 01:08:11 PM »
This painting on the wall:


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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2010, 01:18:55 PM »
What do you see to the left of you, right now, this instant?

I see my window, overlooking the front walk and driveway.  My wife's escape and my F250 are parked in the driveway.  There's a squirrel hopping about looking for food.

Wife's sewing machine table with some random crap on it. a running HEPA air filter, and an internal door with a large pane of beveled glass.
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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2010, 01:20:25 PM »
A stack of laundry, a basket of laundry, a half bottle of cheap wine, a couple wineglasses, a roll of toilet paper (that one is a mystery to me),

Oh, come on.  You're a woman.  Toilet paper is no mystery to you. [popcorn]
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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2010, 01:23:27 PM »
Never go left, always 3 rights. =D

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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2010, 01:24:28 PM »
Never go left, always 3 rights. =D



Two wrongs don't make a right.  Three lefts do.

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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2010, 01:32:26 PM »
Oh, come on.  You're a woman.  Toilet paper is no mystery to you. [popcorn]

In conjunction with my living room, a bottle of wine, and a wineglass?

I've met some strange people, but that particular grouping of items goes beyond my experience.  Ned?

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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2010, 01:47:29 PM »
If I was in the house when I hit this thread it would have been a wall to my left.

Snice I'm in the cabin taking a break from my morning in the garage I have a pretty good view.

I can see the garage, the wheel loader, the tractor, the golf cart, and a bunch of grass turning green just begging to be mowed once or twice a week for the rest of the year until it frosts.

Now if you would have said right I have a very nice view of the the waves hitting the bank right past the fire pit.

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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2010, 02:43:46 PM »
My office closet with eight bookshelves loaded with books, a two-drawer file cabinet, an old video camera, two old laptops, various computer CDs, DVDs and a few VHS tapes, and a Remington 870 Express.
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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2010, 03:37:51 PM »
Laundry, Laundry, more Laundry, the Washers and Dryers.... 

Guess what I'm doing in the basement ??
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Re: Quick - Turn to the left!
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2010, 06:11:39 PM »

Guess what I'm doing in the basement ??

Worshiping at your shrine to Helen?  >:D

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