Would be nice to be able to herd them across the border and then shut the gate behind them and then let them deal with the Mexican police who I have heard have some very nice prisons.
Think a stack of Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice Starbucks coffees would be enough to lure them across?
BTW: I just googled crazy Starbuck orders and copied and pasted that.