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political humor
« on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
from another site

ONE SUNNY DAY IN 2009, AN OLD MAN APPROACHED THE WHITE HOUSE FROM ACROSS
PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE , WHERE HE'D BEEN SITTING ON A PARK BENCH.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, I would like to go in
and meet with President Barack Obama.


The Marine replied, Sir, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside
here.


The old man said, Okay,and walked away. The following day, the same man
approached the White House and said to the same Marine, I would like to
go in and meet with President Barack Obama .


The Marine again told the man, Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is
not President and doesn't reside here. The man thanked him and again
walked away.


The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
very same Marine, saying I would like to go in and meet with President
Barack Obama

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The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the m an and
said, Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already several times that Mr. Obama
is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?



The old man answered, 'Oh, I understand you fine. I just love hearing
your answer !!!! '


The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow.'
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Re: political humor
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
bump and a lol.   grin
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Re: political humor
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
Read a similar joke years ago that was set in the days after David Ben Gurion left office in Israel.

Same guy kept calling every day, asking to speak to Ben Gurion.

And the rest goes much the same.
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Re: political humor
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
I think I've heard that before in another form with another person as the subject, but it's still funny.

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Re: political humor
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
I think I've heard that before in another form with another person as the subject, but it's still funny.

The version I heard was set in early (post-Jan-20th) '01, and the guy was asking to speak with "President Clinton"  grin.  This joke gets around...

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Re: political humor
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
Here's another one that I've heard a few times with varying punch lines depending on the crowd it's delivered to.

The iRobot company came out with a new barbershop version of their product.  The real kicker was that it was capable of carrying on a conversation directly proportional to the intelligence of the client it was working on.  You just had to give it your IQ when you sat down to have your hair cut.

A client comes in one day and lets the robot know he has an IQ of 140.  The robot strikes up a conversation on quantum physics and the recent going-ons of the Large Hadron Collider project.

Later another client comes in and lets the robot know he has an IQ of 100.  The robot strikes up a conversation about the regional NFL team.

After him another client comes in and lets the robot know he has an IQ of 70.  The robot pipes up, "So.... I hear you Democrats are really excited about this Obama guy!"

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Re: political humor
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
Hum... To be perfectly fair, I moved a political humor thread last week, but didn't move this one, to the Round Table.

I'm going to rectify that right now...
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