Author Topic: Oooooooooooooooooouch!!! (Read 5032 times)

TechMan · « **on:** May 31, 2011, 11:30:16 AM »

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/bangladesh/8546679/Bangladesh-woman-cut-off-attackers-penis.html

Male neighbor tries to rape female. Female bobbittizes her attacker and takes the organ to the police station to help identify the attacker. Male neighbor, "who denies the accusation, has been admitted to a nearby hospital. A surgeon said it had not been possible to reattach the organ." Male neighbor states they were having an affair and when he wouldn't leave his wife, she sliced and diced.

brimic · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2011, 11:47:36 AM »

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A surgeon said it had not been possible to reattach the organ

The village where that happened doesn't look like a very sanitary place for an amputation. I feel like I should get my tetanus shot updated for just looking at a picture of the place.

makattak · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2011, 01:12:56 PM »

Alternatively, you could have made people think this was a political thread by using the title: "Wiener Hacked!"

230RN · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2011, 04:26:18 PM »

^ I dunno. The present title makes the cut.

Stickjockey · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2011, 05:52:56 PM »

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The present title makes the cut.

Pun intended, I take it?

230RN · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2011, 06:11:16 PM »

^ Why, what do you mean? What pun?

TechMan · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2011, 07:32:42 PM »

Quote from: 230RN on May 31, 2011, 06:11:16 PM

^ Why, what do you mean? What pun?

This statement goes perfectly with your current avatar.

230RN · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2011, 08:04:42 PM »

Gotta change that avatar statement back, though. It propagates through all posts, and doesn't make much sense except in this thread.

RoadKingLarry · « **Reply #8 on:** June 01, 2011, 01:59:25 AM »

Pretty good bet he won't do that again.

280plus · « **Reply #9 on:** June 01, 2011, 05:16:20 AM »

...and that's the long and short of it...

RocketMan · « **Reply #10 on:** June 01, 2011, 07:33:39 AM »

I think she just wanted to shorten their encounter.

slugcatcher · « **Reply #11 on:** June 01, 2011, 08:12:51 AM »

Quote from: 230RN on May 31, 2011, 08:04:42 PM

Gotta change that avatar statement back, though. It propagates through all posts, and doesn't make much sense except in this thread.

Captions for your avatar deserve their own thread.

230RN · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2011, 12:23:31 PM »

"Bangladesh-woman-cut-off-attackers-penis.html"

Bet that made a vas deferens in his life.

TommyGunn · « **Reply #13 on:** June 05, 2011, 12:27:18 PM »

Ha ha, very punny.

230RN · « **Reply #14 on:** June 06, 2011, 06:24:13 AM »

Yah. When I thought of it, I laughed so hard it left me lying prostate on the floor.

seeker_two · « **Reply #15 on:** June 06, 2011, 08:49:45 AM »

Could we get a mod to nip this pun thing in the bud?....

TommyGunn · « **Reply #16 on:** June 06, 2011, 11:03:37 AM »

Y'all are killin' me.

230RN · « **Reply #17 on:** June 06, 2011, 01:53:38 PM »

"I don't know what's worse; the obsession some people here have for detcord, or the obsession some have for puns.
Perhaps we can use detcord on the punners .... and solve both problems." ---unknown killjoy

Puns are like wind chimes. People either love 'em or hate 'em.

Doggy Daddy · « **Reply #18 on:** June 06, 2011, 02:17:59 PM »

I've posted this before. Looks like conditions are right for a repeat...

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A fisherman is sitting in his boat when he feels a tug on his line. He gives the pole a yank, setting the hook, and proceeds to reel in a rather large fish. As he's scooping it into his net the fish props itself up on its fins, smiles at the fisherman, and says, "Hi, my name's Rusty. You know, I've lived in these waters for quite a few years and seen and done quite a few things. However, there are still a lot of things I'd like to see and do. If you could find it in your heart to release me so I that I can do these things, I'd be eternally grateful."

The man is taken aback. Not only has he snagged a large fish, but it talks, and is polite. He's struck by a moment of generosity, and releases the fish, who swiftly swims away.

Years pass.

Once again, the fisherman is in his boat and feels a tug on the line. He yanks the pole, sets the hook, and reels in a rather large (and familiar looking!) fish. As he scoops it into his net, the fish begins to speak, "Hi, My name's Rusty..."

The man stops the fish mid-sentence. "You might not remember me, but we met several years ago," he says to the fish. "I let you go then but I'm not about to fall for your pitch again. Tell me what you've seen and done. Convince me that I should let you go again."

The fish replied, "Well, when you set me free those many years ago, I was so relieved that I swam for miles and miles. I went to the ocean and explored as much as I was able. I saw wondrous sights and mournful ones. In fact, at one point in a cold, cold region, I swam deep and found a magnificent luxury ship that had sunk years before. I swam through its ballrooms and suites. I examined the craftsmanship of it and the art that hung from it's walls. I was so moved, that I actually wrote a book about the experience."

"Sure ya did," said the fisherman. "You're just trying to con me."

"No, really," replied the fish. "I did write a book. You may have heard of it: The Titanic Verses - by Salmon Rusty."

DD

TommyGunn · « **Reply #19 on:** June 06, 2011, 05:38:32 PM »

Quote from: 230RN on June 06, 2011, 01:53:38 PM

"I don't know what's worse; the obsession some people here have for detcord, or the obsession some have for puns.
Perhaps we can use detcord on the punners .... and solve both problems." ---unknown killjoy

Puns are like wind chimes. People either love 'em or hate 'em.

"KILLJOY??" Certainly you don't mean moi?

230RN · « **Reply #20 on:** June 06, 2011, 07:30:45 PM »

Oui, vous. Mais non?

Ah, don't worry about it. I got nubbin left anyhow.

Regolith · « **Reply #21 on:** June 06, 2011, 07:34:32 PM »

Quote from: 230RN on June 06, 2011, 07:30:45 PM

Oui, vous. Mais non?

Ah, don't worry about it. I got nubbin left anyhow.

So what you're saying is that your career as a puni master has been cut short?

seeker_two · « **Reply #22 on:** June 06, 2011, 07:47:05 PM »

Now I'm stumped......

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Author Topic: Oooooooooooooooooouch!!! (Read 5032 times)