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Re: Why NPS wants you to play keep-away
« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2012, 02:27:17 PM »
the important thing is, the Bison will be OK despite its encounter with "a Massachusetts man" it probably decontaminated in old faithful afterword to be sure.
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Re: Why NPS wants you to play keep-away
« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2012, 06:17:33 PM »
Barrett schmerett. I'm not squaring off against a bison with anything feeding  less than twenty mike-mike.
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Re: Why NPS wants you to play keep-away
« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2012, 06:59:57 PM »
Quote from: Jamisjockey on June 29, 2012, 06:17:33 PM
Barrett schmerett. I'm not squaring off against a bison with anything feeding  less than twenty mike-mike.

Pshaw.....a good Sharps is all you need....
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Re: Why NPS wants you to play keep-away
« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2012, 07:13:13 PM »
Need and want are separate matters.
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Re: Why NPS wants you to play keep-away
« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2012, 07:13:33 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on June 29, 2012, 06:59:57 PM
Pshaw.....a good Sharps is all you need....

I was at a roadside museum in Polson MT (http://miracleofamericamuseum.org/) last weekend and they have the craziest Sharps rifle I've ever seen.  It has a 4" diameter bull barrel.  Who is up for packing that thing around???
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Re: Why NPS wants you to play keep-away
« Reply #30 on: June 29, 2012, 09:16:47 PM »
Quote from: 41magsnub on June 29, 2012, 07:13:33 PM
I was at a roadside museum in Polson MT (http://miracleofamericamuseum.org/) last weekend and they have the craziest Sharps rifle I've ever seen.  It has a 4" diameter bull barrel.  Who is up for packing that thing around???

You could just hit the buffalo on the noggin with it  :lol:
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Re: Why NPS wants you to play keep-away
« Reply #31 on: June 29, 2012, 09:36:13 PM »
>I'm not squaring off against a bison with anything feeding  less than twenty mike-mike.<

I would prefer something that I call in grid coordinates via a radio...
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Re: Why NPS wants you to play keep-away
« Reply #32 on: June 29, 2012, 10:36:46 PM »

Gimme sword, would take it

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Re: Why NPS wants you to play keep-away
« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2012, 11:14:55 PM »
Just give me a nice dirt bike and a nearby cliff. Oh, and some wimmens at the bottom to dress out the falling buff.  ;)

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Re: Why NPS wants you to play keep-away
« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2012, 12:30:19 AM »


Yeah, this dude will just ruin your day.
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