"Dear Tooth Fairy: Why do you collect teeth?"
Hmmm... I'm stumped. It's a pretty sick hobby IMHO.
If he answers your letter, post the return address. I am in constant pain from my tooth and headed for my fourth root canal in two years. If I catch that SOB I am going to shoot him.
http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/tooth.html
Other questions that are raised are: What, exactly, does she do with all those teeth? Possibilities are:
* Building materials.
* Jewelry.
* Mineral extraction.
* Sinister medical experiments, possibly in collusion with the CIA.
* Sold on to third parties. Possibly the chinese traditional medicine market (investigations should be done into the aphrodisiac/healing properties of ground child-tooth).
Also, assuming that you do indeed stay awake all night, and actually do see the Tooth Fairy herself, it becomes necessary to address these issues:
* Could it have been a dream or an hallucination brought on by lack of sleep, and the expectation of seeing such an entity?
* Is there third-party evidence to support the visitation theory?
* Did you install video recording apparatus?
* Do you have a history of mental illness?
* Are you taking strong medicinal/recreational drugs?
* Is there physical evidence remaining, such as fairy dust, ectoplasm, or fragments of wing scale?
* Have you ruled the possibility of fraud/hoaxing by third parties?
Conclusion: There are a bunch of people with FAAAAAAAR too much time on their hands.
- NF