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Would you vote for Hank?

Yes, he'd be better than the rats in the senate now.
16 (44.4%)
No way, he's just a big pussy.
5 (13.9%)
Bacon.
15 (41.7%)

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Hank for Senate
« on: March 10, 2012, 01:47:21 PM »
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2012, 01:55:42 PM »
His eyes are honest, so I say yes. Also bacon. I assume it will be for Hank.
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2012, 03:01:13 PM »
I knew it would come to this. These cats come here, ruin our perfectly good neighborhoods, steal jobs from our mousetrap manufacturers and pest control companies, steal our women, and now this.

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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2012, 03:42:59 PM »
I, for one, hail our new feline overlords.  [tinfoil]
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2012, 03:45:29 PM »
I voted for bacon twice....
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2012, 04:15:36 PM »
When Hank is devoured by pigs, he will make good bacon.
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2012, 05:36:55 PM »
I don't believe cats qualify as "residents" of Virginia - they cannot be citizens.  Therefore, Hank is, or should be, ineligible to run for a position as state Senator.

Also, bacon.
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2012, 06:30:20 PM »
Hank is the purrrrrrrrrfect candidate! ;)


Hey!  SOMEONE had to say it!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! [popcorn] [tinfoil]
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2012, 11:26:30 PM »
Wrong Hank in the picture.
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2012, 09:43:58 AM »
Sure, why not!  He's got great hair.
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2012, 09:45:56 AM »
Quote from: erictank on March 10, 2012, 05:36:55 PM
I don't believe cats qualify as "residents" of Virginia - they cannot be citizens.  Therefore, Hank is, or should be, ineligible to run for a position as state Senator.

Also, bacon.

No but maybe in Chicago he can.
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2012, 05:36:05 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on March 11, 2012, 09:45:56 AM
No but maybe in Chicago he can.

Hey, in Chicago, ANYTHING goes (politically speaking, that is).

This-here ain't Chicago. Our state Senators are actual HUMAN BEIN'S, bah-God, thenk-yew-verra-much!  =D

Let Hank go to Chi-town and campaign to take away Rahm's job. If he can get the cemetary-crowd vote, he's in like Flynn. >:D

Quote from: Waitone on March 11, 2012, 09:43:58 AM
Sure, why not!  He's got great hair.

Best reason yet to vote for Hank!  But still not enough.
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2012, 06:02:02 PM »
What's his position on national reciprocity?
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2012, 06:06:34 PM »
He is too easily bribed with Purina's Whisker Lickins.
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2012, 06:54:00 PM »
I have problems with Hank's foreign policy. I like his kitten a lot better.
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2012, 07:45:07 PM »
Quote from: HankB on March 10, 2012, 11:26:30 PM
Wrong Hank in the picture.

Bad hair day?  :P
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2012, 11:49:55 PM »
I am informed that the Haitians prefer not to eat dog, but will eat cat. I now have great admiration for the Haitian people.
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2012, 03:58:05 AM »
Cats are the embodiment of concealed carry, are they not?
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2012, 10:57:05 AM »
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Re: Hank for Senate
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2012, 11:40:03 AM »
Quote from: fistful on March 11, 2012, 11:49:55 PM
I am informed that the Haitians prefer not to eat dog, but will eat cat. I now have great admiration for the Haitian people.
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