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Title: The Big Federal Database of sex injuries
Post by: MillCreek on February 12, 2016, 11:17:39 PM: http://www.medpagetoday.com/Blogs/GrossAnatomy/56174

On the upside, none of the injuries were fatal, and in many cases, alcohol was involved.
Title: Re: The Big Federal Database of sex injuries
Post by: BobR on February 12, 2016, 11:54:11 PM: Let me give just a tiny bit of advice here.

If someone you know, yea that's it, someone you know decides to pleasure themselves anally with a glass banana do no expect the string you taped on it for retrieval to remain taped in place, after all it is kind of "steamy" up there. Once you are left holding the short end of the string in your slippery paw do not and I repeat DO NOT attempt to retrieve the banana with a screw driver, nope, don't do it. Just hitch up your pants and walk, how ever funny that walk of shame may be, to the nearest ER. If you just swallow your pride there is a good chance you won't be pooping into a bag for a few months while your natural exit, which is now no longer an exit, heals.

Just sayin' you know, just in case. ;)

bob
Title: Re: The Big Federal Database of sex injuries
Post by: Fly320s on February 13, 2016, 06:37:10 AM: I really didn't need to start my Saturday morning this way. Time to go watch Mickey Mouse with the kids.
Title: Re: The Big Federal Database of sex injuries
Post by: vaskidmark on February 13, 2016, 07:14:55 AM: Quote from: Fly320s on February 13, 2016, 06:37:10 AM
I really didn't need to start my Saturday morning this way. Time to go watch Mickey Mouse with the kids.

Remember Steamboat Willie whistling? Here's how he really did it -

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/963440-is-mayonnaise-an-instrument

Enjoy your cartoons.

stay safe.
Title: Re: The Big Federal Database of sex injuries
Post by: Fly320s on February 13, 2016, 07:34:35 AM: Quote from: vaskidmark on February 13, 2016, 07:14:55 AM
Remember Steamboat Willie whistling? Here's how he really did it -

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/963440-is-mayonnaise-an-instrument

Enjoy your cartoons.

stay safe.

I aint clickin' nuttin'.
Title: Re: The Big Federal Database of sex injuries
Post by: Doggy Daddy on February 13, 2016, 07:41:31 PM: Quote from: Fly320s on February 13, 2016, 07:34:35 AM
I aint clickin' nuttin'.

I fear my soon-to-come (npi!) targeted FB ads.
Title: Re: The Big Federal Database of sex injuries
Post by: sumpnz on February 13, 2016, 10:48:09 PM: Quote from: Doggy Daddy on February 13, 2016, 07:41:31 PM
I fear my soon-to-come (npi!) targeted FB ads.

I can only imagine, and don't particularly want to, what MillCreek's web ads are like.
Title: Re: The Big Federal Database of sex injuries
Post by: MillCreek on February 13, 2016, 11:47:29 PM: AdBlocker works pretty well for me.
Title: Re: The Big Federal Database of sex injuries
Post by: just Warren on February 14, 2016, 02:26:36 AM: Frank and beans! (https://youtu.be/vzRuKnb2uuY?t=1m24s)
Title: Re: The Big Federal Database of sex injuries
Post by: freakazoid on February 14, 2016, 01:36:58 PM: Quote from: vaskidmark on February 13, 2016, 07:14:55 AM
Remember Steamboat Willie whistling? Here's how he really did it -

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/963440-is-mayonnaise-an-instrument

Enjoy your cartoons.

stay safe.

From the comments, "What a time to be alive people."