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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #350 on: December 15, 2023, 10:26:35 AM »
9 Striking Similarities Between The Late-Stage Roman Empire And America Today
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #351 on: December 16, 2023, 12:02:12 AM »
In accordance with Southwest Airlines' policy of accommodating the fatties:

https://babylonbee.com/news/southwest-introduces-new-c-17-cargo-plane-capable-of-carrying-your-mom

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #352 on: December 18, 2023, 11:33:10 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #353 on: December 19, 2023, 10:19:39 AM »
Eight Qualifications To Get A Job As Ivy League President
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #354 on: December 19, 2023, 10:23:41 AM »
Trump Vows That If Elected He Will Legalize Running Over Bicyclists
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #355 on: December 19, 2023, 11:10:23 AM »
Quote from: WLJ on December 19, 2023, 10:23:41 AM
Trump Vows That If Elected He Will Legalize Running Over Bicyclists
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-vows-that-if-elected-he-will-legalize-running-over-bicyclists

Well that would certainly get me to vote for him again.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #356 on: December 19, 2023, 11:12:17 AM »
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Well that would certainly get me to vote for him again.

Scary thing is that if someone posted that up MSNBC 99.9% of their audience would believe it without question
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #357 on: December 22, 2023, 04:47:04 PM »
C-Span Acquired By Pornhub
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God Agrees To Spare D.C. From Destruction If He Finds Just 10 Staffers Without A Gay Sex Tape
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #358 on: December 22, 2023, 04:48:17 PM »
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Without further delay, The Babylon Bee will now publish below the full, unredacted list of every name on Jeffrey Epstein's client li       

EXCLUSIVE: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained The Epstein Client Li—
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #359 on: December 22, 2023, 04:51:02 PM »
Menu Anxiety And 13 Other Very Real Anxieties Gen Z Faces
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In case you're wondering what they mean by menu anxiety a recent "study" said Gen Zers  are stressed out by menu choices so The Babylon Bee decided to expand on that a little
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #360 on: December 22, 2023, 04:52:32 PM »
And on the heels of that

Parents Take Gen Z Kid Who Doesn’t Have Anxiety Or Depression To Therapist To Find Out What’s Wrong
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #361 on: December 22, 2023, 08:39:22 PM »
George Santos Gets New Job As Fact-Checker At The New York Times
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #362 on: December 23, 2023, 11:31:48 AM »
In light of the sodomy-in-the-Senate scandal:

https://babylonbee.com/news/c-span-acquired-by-pornhub
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #363 on: December 25, 2023, 11:11:23 AM »
Soros-Backed District Attorney Prosecutes Illinois Boy For Terrorizing Burglars
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #364 on: December 27, 2023, 12:11:07 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #365 on: December 27, 2023, 12:11:38 PM »
Man Plays Relaxing Game Of 'Fallout' To Escape Reality Of America In 2023
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #366 on: December 28, 2023, 08:50:16 AM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #367 on: December 28, 2023, 08:50:48 AM »
Canada Requires All Men's Rooms To Have Tampons In Case Of Justin Trudeau Visit
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #368 on: December 28, 2023, 08:57:33 AM »
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Canada Requires All Men's Rooms To Have Tampons In Case Of Justin Trudeau Visit
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They should have thrown in tubes of dark makeup for when he feels the need to, once again, go in brown/blackface.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #369 on: December 28, 2023, 05:27:22 PM »
Experts Attribute Falling Public School Literacy To Not Enough Drag Queen Story Hours
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #370 on: December 28, 2023, 05:30:10 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #371 on: December 29, 2023, 06:04:01 PM »
Democrats Disprove Claims They Will Covertly Rig Election By Rigging It In Plain Sight
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #372 on: December 30, 2023, 06:57:38 PM »
The Biden Administration's Top 10 Accomplishments Of 2023
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #373 on: January 01, 2024, 12:14:22 PM »
Scandal: Taylor Swift Photographed On Romantic Night Out With Pop Tart Guy
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #374 on: January 03, 2024, 11:31:58 AM »
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