R.I.P. Scout26
January 3 - Kamala becomes President after Biden passes away peacefully in his sleep underneath her pillowJanuary 4 - Biden revealed to only be mostly dead, regains Presidency
November 4 - New pandemic, cyberattack, land war, George Floyd 2.0, global famine, alien invasion, civil war beginsNovember 5 - Trump wins election in a historic landslide victory of 128 million votesNovember 6 - Trump preemptively impeached on 52 different countsNovember 7 - Biden declared the winner of the election after 127 million mail-in votes arrived overnight
Homeschooled Kids: Reading at a college level in 2nd grade.Public Schooled Kids: Exploring alternative sexualities at a college level in 2nd grade.
8. Call anyone on January 6th and say "The plan is a go. Execute Operation MAGA.": This one is a lot of fun, but you may end up in solitary for a few decades.
9. She books you a window seat ticket on Alaska Airlines: Even though she knows you prefer the aisle.
At publishing time, passengers had settled in and fastened their seatbelts for takeoff after the captain gave a welcome message and advised everyone on board that expected turbulence may lead to the flight being "rough, rough, rough."
The film is set to release next year and will star Mark Ruffalo, with a supporting cast including George Takei and Susan Sarandon, and will be directed by Rob Reiner.
If there's a problem with the plane, you should already know what it is and they're not going to tell you: Be more observant next time.
Air traffic control may get the silent treatment: Uh-oh.
Kamala Enjoys Finally Being Smartest Person In The Roomhttps://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-enjoys-finally-being-smartest-person-in-the-room
"My, my, my how the turntables have… done what they have done," Harris said as she presided over a room full of her intellectual inferiors for the first time. "As bearers of knowledge, we must know and bear the type of knowledge that carries around the world to other carriers and bearers of knowledge. It is only at that time that we will know our knowledge. Knowledge is knowing things."
At publishing time, the hosts of The View were reportedly still trying to make sense of the Vice President's comments, knowing she was just far too intelligent for them to comprehend.
