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Re: New Member
« Reply #125 on: January 21, 2013, 08:27:34 PM »
The correct answer is "Guns? I used to own guns, until the boating accident..."  

Then you give them the thousand yard stare.

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Remember, it was a "tragic" boating accident.

And since you're still here, I'll take a bottle of Mist and some fodder for the FR8, please.

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« Last Edit: January 21, 2013, 09:32:52 PM by Jim147 »
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Re: New Member
« Reply #126 on: January 21, 2013, 09:08:13 PM »
I prefer not to share that information, sorry.  Yeah, I can be paranoid :-)


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« Reply #127 on: January 21, 2013, 10:47:31 PM »
Welcome to the group!   =)

And while the boys have their rules about what you have to like and not like, BlueStarLizzard, LadySmith, and I only have a few. 1) We do not make sammiches for the boys unless they've EARNED them. 2) We do not cook bacon for them unless they've EARNED it. 3) When they misbehave, we throw shoes, grenades, or live ammo at them, using whatever tools are handy. 4) We girls do not exploit each other's weaknesses unless it's just damn funny or the opportunity is too good to pass up or there is nothing more interesting going on.

Stick around - this is a good bunch of screwballs folks.
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« Reply #128 on: January 22, 2013, 01:46:11 AM »
Oh, I do like that!  Thank you! :-)


The correct answer is "Guns? I used to own guns, until the boating accident..." 

Then you give them the thousand yard stare.

 =D
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Re: New Member
« Reply #129 on: January 22, 2013, 01:55:17 AM »
I'm not sure how to break this to you.... I think your cat has a Spice problem. You should probably arrange an intervention and get the kitteh into Melange Rehab.

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Re: New Member
« Reply #130 on: January 22, 2013, 09:55:04 AM »
I'm not sure how to break this to you.... I think your cat has a Spice problem. You should probably arrange an intervention and get the kitteh into Melange Rehab.

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Re: New Member
« Reply #131 on: January 22, 2013, 10:17:33 AM »
Welcome to the group!   =)

And while the boys have their rules about what you have to like and not like, BlueStarLizzard, LadySmith, and I only have a few. 1) We do not make sammiches for the boys unless they've EARNED them. 2) We do not cook bacon for them unless they've EARNED it. 3) When they misbehave, we throw shoes, grenades, or live ammo at them, using whatever tools are handy. 4) We girls do not exploit each other's weaknesses unless it's just damn funny or the opportunity is too good to pass up or there is nothing more interesting going on.

Stick around - this is a good bunch of screwballs folks.


Agreed! 
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« Reply #132 on: January 22, 2013, 07:33:35 PM »
I'm so sorry Terps! I didn't mean to exclude you! Forgive me?

Is ok.  I've been scarce around here the last few months due to issues.  No harm done.  ;)
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« Reply #133 on: January 22, 2013, 08:38:41 PM »
Is ok.  I've been scarce around here the last few months due to issues.  No harm done.  ;)

Terpsichore, welcome back.
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Re: New Member
« Reply #134 on: January 22, 2013, 09:29:52 PM »
Terpsichore, welcome back.

Thank you.  Kinda missed this lot of screwballs, erm, folks.
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« Reply #135 on: January 22, 2013, 10:49:35 PM »
Thank you.  Kinda missed this esteemed lot of screwballs, erm, folks.
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« Reply #136 on: January 23, 2013, 05:10:21 AM »
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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« Reply #137 on: January 23, 2013, 07:39:02 AM »
FTFY :D

Well dang, I must be losing my touch to have missed that one.  Thanks, 280plus!
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« Reply #138 on: January 23, 2013, 09:44:46 PM »
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« Reply #139 on: January 24, 2013, 12:15:13 AM »
Ah, but I *am* the Kitteh-Dragon :-)  'Tisn't Spice.  I don't do worm poo :-)

I'm not sure how to break this to you.... I think your cat has a Spice problem. You should probably arrange an intervention and get the kitteh into Melange Rehab.
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« Reply #140 on: January 24, 2013, 12:16:32 AM »
Coming up!  Thank you.  Tragic.  With tears filling the eyes.  Oh, the *humanity*! :-)

Remember, it was a "tragic" boating accident.

And since you're still here, I'll take a bottle of Mist and some fodder for the FR8, please.

jim
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« Reply #141 on: January 24, 2013, 12:17:28 AM »
Thank you - love yours, too!  Always have a soft spot for black cats :-)

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« Reply #142 on: January 24, 2013, 12:18:46 AM »
I'm sooo going to like it here :-)  Nice to meet you all!!

I'm so sorry Terps! I didn't mean to exclude you! Forgive me?
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« Reply #143 on: January 24, 2013, 12:24:31 AM »
Ah, but I *am* the Kitteh-Dragon :-)  'Tisn't Spice.  I don't do worm poo :-)


No "I R DUNECAT"?

Sad.   :'(
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« Reply #144 on: January 24, 2013, 01:03:45 AM »
Well, Dunecat would burrow underground.  I can fly :-)

No "I R DUNECAT"?

Sad.   :'(
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