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This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« on: August 08, 2007, 05:00:33 AM »
At Mike's request, here is the place to discuss seal clubbing.

I think my views on the needs for limits on pinniped expansion into the moderne dating scene have been stated well elsewhere,
but I am always game for running a walrus up the flagpole and seeing who will salute it.

so...

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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2007, 05:01:54 AM »
Seal clubbing: the new extreme sport.  I like it.
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2007, 05:15:29 AM »
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2007, 05:15:42 AM »
Oh lord... talk about unintended consequences...
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2007, 05:17:23 AM »
What.... the...  Huh?Huh?Huh??


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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2007, 05:17:48 AM »
Close this thread, please.
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2007, 05:18:27 AM »
I'm not much for joining clubs, but ...

What club for seals Huh?
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2007, 05:20:52 AM »
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2007, 05:22:51 AM »
OK...

I am NOT going to close this thread....

Now.

I WILL close this thread if someone posts a picture of a bloody, dead seal, or decides to push the envelope with what kind of seal pictures can be posted.

I may well also suspend the person who posts a picture of a bloody, dead seal or the aforementioned envelope pushing picture.

The seal pictures that have been posted so far are fine.


Fair warning.

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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2007, 05:29:21 AM »
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2007, 05:32:47 AM »
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2007, 05:53:43 AM »
What's with the bucket references?
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2007, 06:02:15 AM »
APS #405. Plankowner? You be the judge.
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2007, 06:06:52 AM »


where iz mah bukket?
http://www.informationweek.com/blog/main/archives/2007/05/the_walrus_buck.html

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The Walrus Bucket Internet Meme, Seriously
 
Posted by David DeJean, May 29, 2007 04:59 PM
 
The Internet has become so important to society that its role in the transmission of memes may be the crucial fact of our age. Therefore it is absolutely vital to one's position in the social order to understand and be current with Internet memes. Don't you think? Which is why you should pay a great deal of very careful attention to the Walrus Bucket Saga. Because if you don't know about it, you'll be out of it.

A "meme" is defined as a unit of cultural information, an idea or a cultural practice, that is transmitted by repletion from one mind to another, analogous to the transmission of genes. The word was coined by Richard Dawkins, a British biologist, and first used in his 1976 book, The Selfish Gene, which suggested that memes parasitise people into propagating them much as viruses do. This does a great deal to explain how I caught the Walrus Bucket Saga from a young woman in a bar last weekend in Louisville, KY, and brought it back with me to Boston, and I am now spreading it to others -- including, of course, you.

There is, of course, nothing to explain about the The Walrus Bucket Saga. You either get it or you don't, and either way it's as ridiculous as other cultural memes like dancing computer-graphics babies and the substitution of "ph" for "f" in the brand names of clothing sold to well-to-do white children trying to convince themselves they are leading a poor black lifestyle.

We could discuss whether the bucket has Freudian significance or the walrus is a Jungian archetype. Or whether it's even a walrus at all. But that would all be a waste of time and energy. The Walrus Bucket Saga simply is.

In fact, What I found most interesting is the absolute snail's pace at which the Walrus Bucket Saga has made its trip to infecting my consciousness. The original photo and caption were apparently posted on Jan. 14 (in a blog called "I Can Has Cheezburger?. It didn't make Digg until March 29 and StumbleUpon.com until April 9. And I first heard of it shortly after 7 p.m. Friday, May 25. In this Internet age of instant communication that's like the equivalent of a couple of Ice Ages.

But that means you've still got a chance. The Walrus Bucket pictures have been gathered up on the The Walrus Bucket Saga Web site (which will make it much easier for the people who will someday do their Ph.D. theses on it) and you could be the person in your office who discovers the Walrus Bucket Saga. Think what that could do for your reputation!
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He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2007, 08:01:34 AM »
I've been wondering a while.
How do you pronounce 'meme'?
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Clubbing baby seals is WRONG!!!!
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2007, 08:06:51 AM »
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2007, 08:10:23 AM »
like gene,  meem

a meme is the conceptual base element of a mental construct

a viral meme spreads its mental payload through out society until one day your gramma says:
"That Barry Bonds is certainly full of win"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme#Debating_the_.22meme.22_meme

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He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2007, 08:13:28 AM »
After reading this thread I think my brain has melted and is oozing out my ears...

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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2007, 08:21:17 AM »
After reading this thread I think my brain has melted and is oozing out my ears...

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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2007, 08:24:06 AM »
well Brad,

2+2 does equal 5
for very large orders of 2

You must learn to stop worrying and love the bomb!
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2007, 08:31:45 AM »
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2007, 08:35:33 AM »
You know, this thread is stupid, it's a waste of bandwidth, and it's making me laugh my stinking butt off!
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2007, 08:44:41 AM »
well Brad,

2+2 does equal 5
for very large orders of 2

You must learn to stop worrying and love the bomb!


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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2007, 08:58:08 AM »
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2007, 09:09:49 AM »
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