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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #125 on: August 12, 2008, 04:02:43 PM »
Quote from: grampster on August 12, 2008, 02:48:01 PM
So, was Paddy banned?  Or did he get a job.
Of all the threads to resurrect in search of RileyMC... smiley
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #126 on: August 12, 2008, 07:45:36 PM »
Quote from: grampster on August 12, 2008, 02:48:01 PM
So, was Paddy banned?  Or did he get a job.

Like seals he was clubbed. laugh
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #127 on: June 22, 2009, 07:36:21 PM »
Boredom and the search function got us here, I blame them...  :laugh:

I was hunting for the Walrus/ Bucket pics, and between those and memories of our favorite troll, I figured it was worth the bump.
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #128 on: June 22, 2009, 09:50:21 PM »
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #129 on: June 22, 2009, 09:53:32 PM »

knew i could count on ya, Harold  :cool:
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #130 on: June 22, 2009, 10:42:37 PM »
Thanks guys.

I thought this was hilarious, so I shared it with my wife.

My wife, apparently, wasn't aware that people clubbed baby seals and now is insisting that we need to stop them....


Thanks again, guys!
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #131 on: June 22, 2009, 11:09:48 PM »
In 1991 My boat made a prot visit to Bergen, Norway.
All in all a very interesting place to visit and one of my favorite port calls while I was in the Navy.
Many things to see and buy in the local open air market you can't get anywhere else and many things you couldn't get through US customs.
In one little gift store they had small toy stuffed baby seals.
They were cute little things.
They were made from real baby seal skins. :O
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #132 on: June 22, 2009, 11:13:19 PM »
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In one little gift store they had small toy stuffed baby seals.
They were cute little things.
They were made from real baby seal skins.

DO WANT. =D
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #133 on: June 22, 2009, 11:20:09 PM »
Quote from: MicroBalrog on June 22, 2009, 11:13:19 PM
DO WANT. =D

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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #134 on: June 23, 2009, 08:10:39 AM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on June 22, 2009, 11:09:48 PM
In 1991 My boat made a prot visit to Bergen, Norway.
All in all a very interesting place to visit and one of my favorite port calls while I was in the Navy.
Many things to see and buy in the local open air market you can't get anywhere else and many things you couldn't get through US customs.
In one little gift store they had small toy stuffed baby seals.
They were cute little things.
They were made from real baby seal skins. :O
I wonder if they still sell those? :angel:
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #135 on: June 23, 2009, 08:33:28 AM »
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #136 on: June 23, 2009, 12:23:56 PM »
The faces of the baby seals look like those of evil little dogs which enjoy pooping on the property of neighbors. Such dogs should be tortured to death.

I don't really understand how rational people can speak out against seal clubbing, even animal lovers. The people who do it are poor people who can't get decent jobs because their are none to be had.
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #137 on: June 23, 2009, 12:53:57 PM »
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This thread won't die

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Quote from: freedom lover on June 23, 2009, 12:23:56 PM
Such dogs should be tortured to death.
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #138 on: June 23, 2009, 01:02:34 PM »
Quote from: freedom lover on June 23, 2009, 12:23:56 PM
I don't really understand how rational people can speak out against seal clubbing, even animal lovers. The people who do it are poor people who can't get decent jobs because their are none to be had.

Great Grandpa was a foreman in charge of a gang of seal clubbers in the old country.

He came to America after he fired one guy "Olaf", who was none too bright, and kept whacking at a log instead of a seal. (I think he needed glasses but they were dirt-poor and the nearest optometerist was 500+ miles away, but the town just all thought he was slow/stupid...) Unfortunately Olaf was the eldest son of the man who was both the Mayor and the town Preacher and was trying to save up the dowry for this girl both Olaf and Great Grandpa were sweet on, so Great Grandpa had to slip away in the night, and somehow worked his way to Ireland, and then got on a steamer to America.


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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #139 on: June 23, 2009, 01:35:50 PM »
Quote from: freedom lover on June 23, 2009, 12:23:56 PM
The faces of the baby seals look like those of evil little dogs which enjoy pooping on the property of neighbors. Such dogs should be tortured to death.

I don't really understand how rational people can speak out against seal clubbing, even animal lovers. The people who do it are poor people who can't get decent jobs because their are none to be had.

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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #140 on: June 23, 2009, 04:24:54 PM »






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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #141 on: June 23, 2009, 04:45:12 PM »
Quote from: makattak on June 22, 2009, 10:42:37 PM
Thanks guys.

I thought this was hilarious, so I shared it with my wife.

My wife, apparently, wasn't aware that people clubbed baby seals and now is insisting that we need to stop them....


Thanks again, guys!

How does she feel about veal? Or chickens, for that matter. Commercial egg farms are one of the most utterly horrifying things you could possibly do to an animal.

That being said, my wife bought me this shirt, so... I win!  =D

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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #142 on: June 23, 2009, 05:42:55 PM »
Quote from: freedom lover on June 23, 2009, 12:23:56 PM
The faces of the baby seals look like those of evil little dogs which enjoy pooping on the property of neighbors. Such dogs should be tortured to death.

Actually their owners need to be beaten.  The Dogs are just doing what comes natural.  People should know better.
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Re: This is THE Seal clubbing thread
« Reply #143 on: June 23, 2009, 05:44:35 PM »
Beating people over dog poop?

I've decided to club something right now:  this thread.
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