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Re: A message from your mayor
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2009, 10:21:41 PM »
Man, why did you guys have to explain all that to Werewolf?  His not getting the joke was the best part of this thread.   =(
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Re: A message from your mayor
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2009, 10:22:12 PM »
My school quickly sprung into action, placing posters in all the restrooms.
Hand Washing Instructions.

The only thing my school did was send out this crappy email:

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You may have heard about the outbreak of the swine flu (influenza) in
Mexico and in some parts of the U.S. The people currently most at
risk are those who have traveled recently to infected areas. The
health and well-being of our students, faculty and staff is our
utmost concern. There have not been any cases of the flu on our
campus and no confirmed cases of swine flu in Eastern Oregon. EOU is
closely monitoring the situation with local health officials.

Swine Influenza (Flu)
Public health officials in Oregon are stepping up surveillance for a
new strain of influenza known as swine flu, after cases were
confirmed in California, Texas and Mexico.

Here in Oregon, the flu season has been winding down and there have
been no known cases of the swine flu. While there is no need to be
overly concerned at this point, to help prevent an outbreak, students,
faculty and staff are encouraged to take the precautions they would
normally take to prevent colds or flu:
o Wash your hands often with soap and water (Alcohol-based hand
cleaners are also effective).
o Try to avoid touching your, eyes, nose or mouth.
o Try to avoid close contact with sick people.
o Don't share drinks, toothbrushes, etc.

Cover your mouth with something other than your hand when you cough,

If you are sick, go see your doctor but otherwise try not to go out
and expose others to your illness.

Symptoms
Symptoms of the flu usually include a high fever (102-104 degrees),
chest discomfort/cough, body aches, headache and/or exhaustion.
Usually, people can pinpoint exactly when their symptoms started, and
they start suddenly -- "I was fine at 10, but by 10:30 I was really
sick." Stuffy nose, sneezing, sore throat and other symptoms of the
common cold are usually not prominent. Illness caused by this new
strain of flu has the same symptoms as illness caused by other
strains of flu including fever, lethargy, lack of appetite, coughing,
runny nose, sore throat, and can include nausea, vomiting and
diarrhea.

Precautions
Influenza is spread just like the common cold - through droplets in
the air and from direct contact with individuals with the virus.
Touching surfaces that have been contaminated by someone who has a
virus and then touching their eyes, nose, or mouth increases the
chance of acquiring the virus.

"When outbreaks happen it can cause anxiety," said Kohn. "The
antidote for that is good information - and good public health
practice. As we get more information about this new strain of flu we
will be working with our partners across the country and at the
Centers for Disease Control to address this issue."

Background on swine flu
Swine influenza is a respiratory illness related to seasonal
influenza. Swine flu is commonly seen in pigs, although occasionally
human infections also occur. The most common route of exposure for
humans is through contact with pigs, however none of the ill people
are known to have had such contact or link to people who do. Those
who had swine flu in the U.S. thus far have experienced mild illness,
and have recovered. US hospitals have not reported an increase in
serious respiratory illness. All cases were detected through routine
surveillance for seasonal influenza.

Although this new strain of flu is called "swine flu," you do not
have to have physical contact with pigs to get infected, and you do
not get swine flu from eating pork or pork products. Regular flu
vaccines do not generally protect against swine flu.

For more information, you can visit the following CDC website about
swine flu infections in people. It will be updated daily:
www.cdc.gov/flu/swine/investigation.htm

What to do
If you are having symptoms consistent with the flu, see the Student
Health Center, or visit your primary care provider.

If you feel sick, stay home and see your physician. Students should
contact their instructors to let them know they are ill.

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Re: A message from your mayor
« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2009, 10:24:32 PM »
I am proud to say that UMSL has yet to send any annoying emails about swine flu.  They're too busy sending email every other day, apologizing for the website being down.   ;/
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Re: A message from your mayor
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2009, 10:35:19 PM »
I am proud to say that UMSL has yet to send any annoying emails about swine flu.  They're too busy sending email every other day, apologizing for the website being down.   ;/

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Sounds like they hired their tech monkeys from the same place our school did.  It's pretty sad when your CS/multimedia students are trained better than the "professionals" in the IT department.
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Re: A message from your mayor
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2009, 11:21:49 PM »
Actually, I seldom have any problems with the school's computers/website/etc. 
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Re: A message from your mayor
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2009, 11:26:13 PM »
Actually, I seldom have any problems with the school's computers/website/etc. 

You're lucky, then.  Being a CS/MM student myself, going to my university's web page and using it's email usually induces head-banging moments.

Luckily, our email is going over to Google Apps, so maybe it won't be so bad in the near future.
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Re: A message from your mayor
« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2009, 03:35:48 PM »
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Not a function of keeping the germs. Covering your mouth with your hands moves the germs to your hands.

Everything you touch after that becomes contaminated.

Coughing into your hands guarantees you're doing your part to spread the germs to your fellows.
 

Fistful, did you call the mayor and tell him that the guy passing out the fliers was coughing and using the fliers to cover his mouth?   =D
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Re: A message from your mayor
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2009, 04:33:49 PM »
So, just to clarify, I should cough and sneeze on Fistful to prevent me re-infectign myself and anyone else ??
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Re: A message from your mayor
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2009, 05:03:37 PM »
Fistful, did you call the mayor and tell him that the guy passing out the fliers was coughing and using the fliers to cover his mouth?   =D

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Re: A message from your mayor
« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2009, 07:32:32 PM »
My school has swine flu.
They have a classmate of mine confined.
Notice have been sent out via the school email telling anyone with symptons to report to a doctor or not leave their home for a week to avoid infecting others.
Boooo
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Re: A message from your mayor
« Reply #35 on: April 29, 2009, 11:26:58 PM »
How many MO folks are on this board?  I live right there too.

I lived there from 3rd grade until I was 25.  Since I am 36, that was a pretty good chunk of my life.
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Re: A message from your mayor
« Reply #36 on: April 29, 2009, 11:48:29 PM »
Thread win!

Indeed.  Consider it done.   =D

Nah, forget it.  Annoying city hall holds little advantage for me. 
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Re: A message from your mayor
« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2009, 12:37:19 AM »
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o Don't share... toothbrushes, etc.

Foul.

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Re: A message from your mayor
« Reply #38 on: April 30, 2009, 05:19:42 AM »
Scrigglepisss mayor, there ar times wheh I see norkinturger; but resecf that drig allpossiblre, even brightly, ifr smehtl makes ophalientrasnc.  Clearly thr vituaky, but ieoeld best in field.
                           
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Re: A message from your mayor
« Reply #39 on: April 30, 2009, 07:54:10 AM »
Scrigglepisss mayor, there ar times wheh I see norkinturger; but resecf that drig allpossiblre, even brightly, ifr smehtl makes ophalientrasnc.  Clearly thr vituaky, but ieoeld best in field.
                           

AB, were you drunk posting last night, or perhaps half asleep?
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