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Re: McDonald's Happy Meals
« Reply #50 on: November 07, 2010, 01:29:36 AM »
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Re: McDonald's Happy Meals
« Reply #51 on: November 07, 2010, 03:12:46 AM »
So if I told you we were talking about 1050 calories, 72 grams of fat, 11 grams of saturated fat, 2530 mg of sodium...

...I'd say that sounds like breakfast.

Last I checked, I eat between 2500 and 3200 calories a day without gaining weight, and I don't really watch the sodium either, since I usually crave salt after exertion.  When I was Happy Meal age, I probably burned off those calories within an hour after eating it.  Get the kids off their butts and send them out to play.

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Re: McDonald's Happy Meals
« Reply #52 on: November 07, 2010, 04:03:16 AM »
...I'd say that sounds like breakfast.

Last I checked, I eat between 2500 and 3200 calories a day without gaining weight, and I don't really watch the sodium either, since I usually crave salt after exertion.  When I was Happy Meal age, I probably burned off those calories within an hour after eating it.  Get the kids off their butts and send them out to play.
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Re: McDonald's Happy Meals
« Reply #53 on: November 07, 2010, 04:35:26 AM »
is "psychological trick" a new buzzword for successful marketing?

you know the first "trick " mcd's used?  the napkins and straws.  they were the first to put em out where the customers could get at em.  they found kids loved getting the napkins and straws and that anyplace that made the kids happy  owned mom and dad.   my kids are rail thin too and they eat lots of "bad things".  i was the junkfood junkie and was a 28 inch waist till i was 41.
i try to keep em outa sodas and into milk and juice  but my lids think that lowfat milk tastes bad
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Re: McDonald's Happy Meals
« Reply #54 on: November 07, 2010, 06:03:17 AM »
...I'd say that sounds like breakfast.

Last I checked, I eat between 2500 and 3200 calories a day without gaining weight, and I don't really watch the sodium either, since I usually crave salt after exertion.  When I was Happy Meal age, I probably burned off those calories within an hour after eating it.  Get the kids off their butts and send them out to play.
And for a good breakfast you might not be far off.

Point is simply that a big mac doesn't warrant picking on
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Re: McDonald's Happy Meals
« Reply #55 on: November 07, 2010, 08:33:05 AM »
Biggest source of fats in most foods is the heavy, mayo-based sauces that get served on them for "flavor" (i.e. covering up poor ingredients).  When I get a Big Mac (which is rare), I always swap the "special sauce" for mustard (no fat or calories, but lots of flavor). Cuts a significant amount of calories off. Same thing with salads...go for the low-fat ones instead of the Honey Mustard or Ranch or Thousand Islands.....

Also, french fries are just sponges for fat w/o any nutritional value...you're better off getting a second burger than a side of fries...

McDonalds can be a healthy place to eat...if you're smart about it....hence the "Darwinism" post earlier....
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Re: McDonald's Happy Meals
« Reply #56 on: November 07, 2010, 09:18:11 AM »
Point is simply that a big mac doesn't warrant picking on

Or eating, for that matter.
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Re: McDonald's Happy Meals
« Reply #57 on: November 07, 2010, 10:53:06 AM »
It's been over 20 years since I've eaten at McDonalds.  I once removed the "meat" patty from a Big Mac and tried eating it sans bun, cheese or sauce. I wouldn't recommend that to anyone.

That said, if someone wants to eat a 300-calorie piece of tire rubber, that's their business. Last night I ate a 14-inch, 3000 calorie pizza (2500 for the pizza, 500 for the extra cheese I added). If the food police had their way, I'd be in prison for doing that.

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Re: McDonald's Happy Meals
« Reply #58 on: November 07, 2010, 01:15:49 PM »
My Dad's been known to order a Happy Meal, just because it's a modest amount of chow, and comes with a toy he can give to the grand-kids.

same here but the toys go to my own kids.

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Re: McDonald's Happy Meals
« Reply #59 on: November 07, 2010, 02:16:48 PM »
same here but the toys go to my own kids.

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Re: McDonald's Happy Meals
« Reply #60 on: November 07, 2010, 03:51:30 PM »
Isn't getting calories the whole point of eating food  ???
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Re: McDonald's Happy Meals
« Reply #61 on: November 07, 2010, 05:52:45 PM »
Isn't getting calories the whole point of eating food  ???

Yes, but if you only burn 2k/day and you're eating 3k+ because you're eating calorie rich restaurant food, you'll end up fat.  The idea is to eat lower calorie foods when possible so you're less likely to take in more calories than you burn.

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Re: McDonald's Happy Meals
« Reply #62 on: November 07, 2010, 07:26:45 PM »
Yes, but if you only burn 2k/day and you're eating 3k+ because you're eating calorie rich restaurant food, you'll end up fat.  The idea is to eat lower calorie foods when possible so you're less likely to take in more calories than you burn.

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I'm just lucky if I can keep even....  ;/

I don't really eat much anymore, though - back when I was logging I think I ate 6-8K calories per day  :P
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