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Title: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: glockfan.45 on January 30, 2007, 04:34:03 PM
Sundays at work we have to spend the first half of the night doing inventory in the warehouse. There is a radio that people used to constantly fight over what to listen to so after a while we decided to let each person have their preference on a turn by turn basis. Last week a coworker brought in a freaking Hank Williams CD and after 3 hours of listening to that I am still angry. This week is my turn and I want revenge, I want to cause emotional pain and suffering, I want to rain crap on everyone. So I decided to compile a disk of some of the worst music I can think of. Heres what I have come up with so far.

The Village People - In the Navy, YMCA
AhHa - Take on me
Right Said Fred - I'm too sexy
Gerardo - Rico Suave
Aba - Dancing Queen
The 5th Dimension - Age of Aquarius
George Micheals - Wake me up before you go go

Any more ideas folks?
 
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: K Frame on January 30, 2007, 04:38:07 PM
I love Take On Me.

Hank Williams is fantastic.

Take a freaking I pod.



Starland Vocal Band -- Afternoon Delight

Taco -- Puttin On the Ritz

Bo Donnelson and the Haywoods -- Billy Don't Be a Hero

Gloria Gainer -- I Will Survive

Melanie -- I Got a Brand New Pair of Rollerskates

I'll think of others.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: wingnutx on January 30, 2007, 04:39:30 PM
Anything by Wesley Willis.

Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Gewehr98 on January 30, 2007, 04:42:27 PM
Slim Whitman was good for exploding Martians' brains...

Paper Lace - "The Night Chicago Died"

Bay City Rollers - "Saturday Night"

Styx - "Plexiglass Toilet"

 grin
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: K Frame on January 30, 2007, 04:45:50 PM
You know, the only problem with a lot of this music is going to be that your coworkers are going to A) think you like it and B) assume you're gay. Cheesy
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 30, 2007, 04:46:40 PM
Glockfan, Hank Williams made beautiful, timeless music.  You have no soul.  Seek help. 

And what's up with those dancing gollums, boy? 
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: bedlamite on January 30, 2007, 04:57:38 PM
Lemme get this straight, you had to listen to bad music last week, so you want to do it again? The term they use for that is masochist.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: crt360 on January 30, 2007, 05:05:56 PM
And what's up with those dancing gollums, boy? 

Are they doing the Hustle or the Macarena?  grin


Hey, Macarena, that's another one you could use.

Mr. Irwin has compiled an excellent list of intolerable songs.

I happen to like Hank Williams, too.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Sindawe on January 30, 2007, 05:25:13 PM
Got any Patsy Kline?  <<<shudder>>>

White Zombie - Make them die slowly.  Really really bad album, any cut will do.

Nine Inch Nails - Fixed. halo six.  Not bad, just not to most folks taste

Lords of Acid - Lust & VooDooU.  Lots of shock value there, if just one song, take Crablouse or You Belong to me

Raffi - Bananaphone

Tool - die eier von satan For those unfamiliar with the peice, it sounds like something you'd hear at a Nazi Party rally since it is delivered in impassioned German with cheering crowds.  Buts its really just a cookie recipe
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: glockfan.45 on January 30, 2007, 05:33:18 PM
Quote
I love Take On Me.

Hank Williams is fantastic.

Take a freaking I pod.

First off your sick, second I plan to take an ipod, I have no plans on listening to this touture.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Bogie on January 30, 2007, 05:38:59 PM
Anything from Tiffany.
 
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: mustanger98 on January 30, 2007, 05:40:38 PM
The Barney Song. Now there's some real torture.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: glockfan.45 on January 30, 2007, 05:47:28 PM
Quote
And what's up with those dancing gollums, boy?
Its a spoof on an old bit, see the new one.
Sindawe thank you I cant believe I forgot Bannana Phone  grin
Title: difficult music hour selections
Post by: Harold Tuttle on January 30, 2007, 06:32:30 PM
 The Residents > Eskimo
http://www.google.com/musicl?lid=KLdH5hXQe6F&aid=4ySZOKmZqoM

 Einstürzende Neubauten > Drawings of Patient O.T.
http://www.google.com/musicl?lid=cWjYKdckwYH&aid=I7shBzSjn3G

The Cramps > Bad Music for Bad People
http://www.google.com/musicl?lid=Oxpguhu8OLD&aid=FoRn9plTDI

Frank Zappa > Sexual Harassment in the Workplace
http://www.google.com/musicl?lid=Z8gKH3wdBP&aid=w6gEd0PaSsM

 Syd Barrett > The Madcap Laughs
http://www.google.com/musicl?lid=MsN0UEHVEYC&aid=B12Lqf8wuHH

Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Monkeyleg on January 30, 2007, 08:03:58 PM
How about the original soundtrack album for "Saturday Night Fever?"

If there's people in your workplace who actually like that garbage, chances are you're going to wind up strangling them anyway. So, why wait?
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Declaration Day on January 30, 2007, 08:12:18 PM
Any country music will do. grin

Seriously though I think Beck is just about the worst excuse for an artist out there; that'd be a good choice.

Maybe pick up K-Fed's CD.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on January 30, 2007, 08:15:41 PM
Got any Patsy Kline?  <<<shudder>>>
Hey!  I like Patsy Kline.  There's nothing wrong with her music.


For bad music I vote for any of the boy bands, especially of the has-been variety.  That music was wretched when it was new, and it hasn't gotten any better with age.  NSynch or some such comes to mind.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Car Knocker on January 30, 2007, 08:35:03 PM
The KING of Bad Music - Tiny Tim!!!!

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw/103-8123086-8208642?url=search-alias%3Dpopular&field-keywords=Tiny+Tim
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: HForrest on January 30, 2007, 08:50:36 PM
Vanilla Ice
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Strings on January 30, 2007, 09:06:38 PM
you COULD just see how many versions of Louie, Louie you can find...

This seems like a good start...
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Monkeyleg on January 30, 2007, 09:27:50 PM
Hunter, have your or anyone else here read the history of the song, "Louie, Louie?"

It's pretty funny. Reminds me of my first saxophone duet in front of an audience, when my mouth went dry from stage fright. Anyone who's played a reed instrument knows how bad that instrument can sound if the reed isn't fed saliva. Sad

I've mentioned on other threads that I suffer from insomnia. One of the causes is what psychologists euphemistically call "ear worms." IOW, songs that you can't get out of your head.

The songs I hear at 3 am range from the relatively benign (Dylan's "Girl from the North Country") to the really obnoxious (Billy Idol's "Rebel Yell."). Yeah, it's a lot of fun. Sad

The last couple of nights, I've layed awake with "The Bird" by the Trashmen in my head. Can't shut it off.

For those of you too young, do a search and download the song. For those of you too lazy, here's the lyrics:

SURFIN' BIRD
(Frazier - White - Harris - Wilson)
THE TRASHMEN (GARRETT 4002, 1963)

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
[repeat to fade]

Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Cromlech on January 30, 2007, 11:49:22 PM
Get a copy of Jerusalem, by the band Sleep. There is a good chance that one or two of your co-workers will fall into a coma, or kill themselves.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: The Rabbi on January 31, 2007, 01:07:49 AM
KC And The Sunshine Band, a real room clearer.

I second the Patsy Cline and third the Hank Williams.  Ole Hank would be proud.

Isnt is amazing how much garbage got put out in the 1970s?  I dont know how music survived.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: 280plus on January 31, 2007, 01:09:01 AM
Until now, I never even knew there WERE lyrics to "Surfin' Bird"  cheesy

I'd offer up a bunch of live Streisand, then there's always Tom Jones, Englebert Humperdinck and who's the other guy, oh, Wayne Newton...  shocked

Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: HankB on January 31, 2007, 04:10:24 AM
If you're looking for bad music, just look for anything labeled "rap" or "hip-hop."  (OK, it doesn't really qualify as music, but it is annoyingly bad noise.)

'70s disco is also annoying . . . I can see a complilation that includes "Fly, Robin, Fly" by Silver Convention . . . you might throw in "Convoy" by C. W. McCall, "You Light Up My Life" by Debbie Boone, off beat things like "Spiders and Snakes" by Jim Stafford, and odd stuff like "Humphrey the Camel" and "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road" . . . and finish up with "I'm My Own Grandpaw" . . .
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Manedwolf on January 31, 2007, 04:16:32 AM
Bjork.

Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: 280plus on January 31, 2007, 04:29:20 AM
"Grammaw Got Run Over by a Reindeer" over and over and over...
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: slzy on January 31, 2007, 05:20:21 AM
absolutely no reflection on the velvet undergrouds work or lou reeds other albums,but lous' Metal Machine Music make all other selections here sound angelic.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: slzy on January 31, 2007, 05:26:06 AM
i just googled metal machine music,the first review that came up said the album,which btw is a double albumwas like an unrelenting hour of dentist drill noise. my own thoughts it makes yoko ono seem talented. and speaking of yoko,you may want to bring one of hers too.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: mfree on January 31, 2007, 05:35:44 AM
Let's see.

Safety Dance.

That song by Sade, something Diner

REM, Everybody Hurts

There's a british "rap" band, called The Streets. They're HORRIBLE.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: wmenorr67 on January 31, 2007, 05:41:31 AM
Could send you a recording from the Mosques when they are doing the call to prayer.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Harold Tuttle on January 31, 2007, 06:35:42 AM
Hank,
we are having a huge Groundhog Day party Friday,
and I have all of those on the play list.

 cheesy
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: richyoung on January 31, 2007, 06:46:57 AM
Nena - "99 Luftballoons" - nothing like having it in German...
Taco - "Puttin' on The Ritz"
Thomas Dolby - "She Blinded Me (With Science)"
The Human League - "Don't You Want Me, Baby"
Soft Cell - "Tainted Love"
T'Pau - "Pure Energy"
Jane Child - "I Don't Want To Fall In Love"
The Buggles - "Video Killed The Radio Star"
ELO or Ace Frehley - "Do Ya"
Ace Frehley - "Rock Soldiers"
Meatloaf - "I Would Do (Anything For Love)"
Wang Chung - "Everybody Have Fun Tonight"
Sammy Hagar - "I Can't Drive 55"
Type O Negative - "Black Number One"
Pantera - "Cowboys From Hell"
AC/DC - "Thunderstruck"
Ronnie James Dio - "Rainbow In The Dark"
Black Sabbath - "Iron Man"
Lips Inc - "Funky Town"
Rick Dees - "Disco Duck"


FWIW, I actuall LIKE al ot of these songs, but the combination should do the trick...

Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: charby on January 31, 2007, 06:54:17 AM
Any $3.99 polka collection you can find at the checkout counter at a truck stop.

Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: K Frame on January 31, 2007, 07:03:23 AM
Oh my God...

Years ago, when I was a newspaper reporter I became good friends with one of the radio reporters in town.

I went to a party he threw, and at one point during the night an album surfaced, an album which could be classified as a weapon of mass destruction, an album that Satan uses to torture souls in hell...

It was HORRIFIC.

It was SO damned bad that I made a tape copy of it.


Shield your eyes folks, we're moving into a zone far worse than hell... The thing is still available, still lurking, still waiting to break your minds AND souls...




Folks, I'm not kidding. The album is still available from Amazon.com, which is where I got the image. Be sure to read the editorial review at Amazon. It's QUITE amusing.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Unisaw on January 31, 2007, 07:04:26 AM
"Basketball Jones"

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones
Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-oo

Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones
Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin'
In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood
Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball
And I loved that basketball
I took that basketball with me everywhere I went
That basketball was like a basketball to me

I even put that basketball underneath my pillow
Maybe that's why I can't sleep at night
I need help, ladies and gentlemens
I need someone to stand beside me
I need, I need someone to set a pick for me at the free-throw line of life
Someone I can pass to
Someone to hit the open man on the give-and-go
And not end up in the popcorn machine
So cheerleaders, help me out

{cheerleaders sing repeatedly...}
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones)
(I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo)

{while Tyrone Shoelaces sings/speaks...}
Oh, that sounds so sweet
Sing it out
C'mon Coach Booty, Red Blazer, sing along with me
That be bad, honky
Yeah
I want everybody in the whole stadium to stand up and sing with us
Oh yeah, sing it out like you're proud
All right, everybody watchin' coast-to-coast, sing along with us
Bill Russell, sing along with us
Chick Hearn, sing along with us
Chris Schenkel, don't sing nothin'

Oh, it feels so good
Gimme the ball
I'll go one-on-one against the world, left-handed
I could stuff it from center court with my toes
I could jump on top of the backboard, take off a quarter, leave fifteen cents change I
could, I could dribble behind my back I got more moves than Ex-Lax I'm bad I could
dribble with my tongue Here I go down court, try to stop me You can't stop me 'cause I
got a Basketball Jones Here I come That's my hook shot with my eyebrow Yeah, I could
dunk it with my nose I'm, I'm bad as King Kong, gimme the ball I'm hot, I'm hot as...,
I'm hot as..., I'm hot as... uh Uh, uh, uh, uh

(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
X4
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: cosine on January 31, 2007, 07:11:05 AM
Oh my God...

Years ago, when I was a newspaper reporter I became good friends with one of the radio reporters in town.

I went to a party he threw, and at one point during the night an album surfaced, an album which could be classified as a weapon of mass destruction, an album that Satan uses to torture souls in hell...

It was HORRIFIC.

It was SO damned bad that I made a tape copy of it.


Shield your eyes folks, we're moving into a zone far worse than hell... The thing is still available, still lurking, still waiting to break your minds AND souls...




Folks, I'm not kidding. The album is still available from Amazon.com, which is where I got the image. Be sure to read the editorial review at Amazon. It's QUITE amusing.

I just had to click on the soundclips at Amazon...
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: K Frame on January 31, 2007, 07:13:01 AM
"I just had to click on the soundclips at Amazon..."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


Bones, help him!

Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a music critic! He's gone! Go bang Ensign Rand and get over it!
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: wingnutx on January 31, 2007, 07:15:05 AM
Yoko Ono

Wesley Willis

John Zorn

Impaled Northern Moonforest, or any of Seth Putnam's other bands

Ween

8-bit, or any other band that plays arcade game music

Diamanda Galas, if you want to scare the crap out of them

William Shatner

Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: gunsmith on January 31, 2007, 08:02:25 AM
One mans ceiling  is another mans floor, I may hate something and you would want some more.

The problem with bad music is some people like it.
I worked at a restaurant in 87 or 88 and they played that Sade album all the time.
Now it seems as if they issue it when you open a restaurant and you have to play it or loose your license.

What drives me insane is what other people love.
Sade
Seal
any boy band
any "smooth jazz"

I lost a good job due to this issue

The music I listen to is old punk, some metallica, Irish Trad, and blues...stuff that is not on the radio any more
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: BryanP on January 31, 2007, 08:48:29 AM
Got any Patsy Kline?  <<<shudder>>>

Patsy Cline had the voice of a goddess.  You have no soul.  Poor thing.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: wingnutx on January 31, 2007, 09:01:07 AM
I like some of the bands I listed, but I know how irritating they are to lots of people.

Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: doczinn on January 31, 2007, 09:05:29 AM
Nonstop Dr Demento.

They'll laugh at first....
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Strings on January 31, 2007, 09:06:33 AM
ok, I listened to a couple of the samples from that Ethel Merman thing. Mike, we're sending Abby a lifetime supply of Louieville Sluggers for subjecting us to that...

 I think we have a winner for the "irritating radio album" for the OP...
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: The Rabbi on January 31, 2007, 09:19:07 AM
Any collection of a capella Doo-Wop music from the 1950s, Little Anthony and the Imperials etc.
Now, I actually like that stuff and listened to it as a kid on the oldies station in the 1970s.  But for someone who didnt like it, it couldnt get worse.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: charby on January 31, 2007, 09:21:52 AM
Ethel Merman sings disco, like Pat Boone signing metal hits in the mid 90's. It was funny the first couple songs, then it go old fast. I was working as a DJ at radio station and all the local asshats kept calling requests for it.. yeech!

I think Time Life music had a album series called Marzi Dotes or something like that, it was a collection of shitacular songs like "If I knew you were coming I'd bake you a cake" and other wonderful crap like that.

-C

Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: HankB on January 31, 2007, 09:47:38 AM
Wait a minute . . . wait a minute . . . I just thought of something . . .

WORSE than disco . . .

WORSE than rap . . .

WORSE than anything mentioned so far . . .

I give you . . .

(drum roll please . . . )

Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: JimMarch on January 31, 2007, 10:35:28 AM
To drive people totally mental, you need:

RAMMSTEIN!

Esp. the earlier stuff..."Amerika" and "Du Hast" can be dealt with by the uninitiated.  "Amerika's" lyrics are at least part English.

German techno-death metal.  Oh yeah Smiley.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 31, 2007, 10:37:44 AM
Just turn on the local rythm & blues station. 
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: 280plus on January 31, 2007, 11:05:30 AM
The Star Trek references reminded me of something. Didn''t both Shatner AND Nimoy cut albums. Now THERE'S the worst music ever...

That Merman stuff must be awful too. I'll keep it in mind if I ever swallow poison and need to induce vomiting.  cheesy
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 31, 2007, 11:20:24 AM
Quote
Nena - "99 Luftballoons" - nothing like having it in German...
Taco - "Puttin' on The Ritz"
Thomas Dolby - "She Blinded Me (With Science)"
Soft Cell - "Tainted Love"
The Buggles - "Video Killed The Radio Star"
AC/DC - "Thunderstruck"

Good stuff.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 31, 2007, 11:25:23 AM
The world needs more Basketball Jones.  I have a Basketball Jones jones.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Furious Styles on January 31, 2007, 11:27:03 AM
http://www.livefromtexas.com/Artists/damron/Gringo%20Pistolero.htm
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: roo_ster on January 31, 2007, 11:27:44 AM
Oh, dear.  So much bad music and a person can only suicide but once.

You have plenty of horrific offerings to populate your CD and alienate your co-workers.

My entry for your CD of auditory sludge is Dark Horizons, a gothic industrial radio program.

Here is a quick playlist from their on-line streaming audio:
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: wingnutx on January 31, 2007, 11:30:37 AM
Alien Sex Fiend is pretty annoying.

Sometimes to bug my wife I'll put "You Light up my Life" or "Love Will Keep Us Together" on a loop.

Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: The Rabbi on January 31, 2007, 11:49:03 AM
The Star Trek references reminded me of something. Didn''t both Shatner AND Nimoy cut albums. Now THERE'S the worst music ever...

That Merman stuff must be awful too. I'll keep it in mind if I ever swallow poison and need to induce vomiting.  cheesy

I heard Shatner once on TV "singing" Rocket Man.  That was a sorry sight if there ever was one.  I cant listen to the song anymore without thinking about it.  Ditto with Bob and Ray singing "Dont Ya Think I'm Sexy"
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: mustanger98 on January 31, 2007, 11:55:47 AM
Wait a minute . . . wait a minute . . . I just thought of something . . .

WORSE than disco . . .

WORSE than rap . . .

WORSE than anything mentioned so far . . .

I give you . . .

(drum roll please . . . )

Check page one. I already mentioned Barney. I've always thought that to be psychological warfare at its finest. grin
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: gunsmith on January 31, 2007, 12:21:15 PM
wingnutx
Quote
Sometimes to bug my wife I'll put "You Light up my Life" or "Love Will Keep Us Together" on a loop.

You are a sick cruel twisted person, now I have to crank up a bunch of old punk to get those ear worms out of my ears.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: gunsmith on January 31, 2007, 12:28:32 PM
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!

Queen's "We Will Rock You," the theme to "Mission: Impossible," "YMCA," "Whoomp, There It Is," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" and "It's a Small World After All."

i WANT MY BABY BACK BABY BACK BABY BACK
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: wingnutx on January 31, 2007, 12:30:40 PM
I like "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"  grin

When I really want to bug my wife I put on Wesley Willis, Ween, or Sleepytime Gorilla Museum. I like all those bands so I can play that stuff all day.

Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: wingnutx on January 31, 2007, 12:36:07 PM
Try to find the song "Puberty Love" from the "killer tomatoes" soundtrack.

Or else "muskrat love" which I had to suffer through a zillion times as a little kid in the 70s, when it was a big hit.

Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Strings on January 31, 2007, 12:39:13 PM
There are multiple cds available of this
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Furious Styles on January 31, 2007, 12:58:36 PM
http://www.ilovewavs.com/Holidays/Party/Chicken%20Dance%20%5BOriginal%5D.wav
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Phyphor on January 31, 2007, 01:29:51 PM
To drive people totally mental, you need:

RAMMSTEIN!

Esp. the earlier stuff..."Amerika" and "Du Hast" can be dealt with by the uninitiated.  "Amerika's" lyrics are at least part English.

German techno-death metal.  Oh yeah Smiley.


There's a mostly english cut of "Du Hast" too.

But yea, agreed, Rammstein would cause bleeding ears.

You could try Aqua - Barbie girl
OR pretty much anything by Aqua.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: charby on January 31, 2007, 01:33:59 PM
Get a CD of snow geese that is sold for electronic callers. When that is finished play a whale sounds one.

If people ask, tell them its new age.

-C
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Monkeyleg on January 31, 2007, 01:39:27 PM
wingnutx, my wife does that to me. Whenever there's a disco song on the radio, she intentionally cranks it up.

I get back at her by going through her underwear drawer and sprinkling little fine bits of fiberglass from the insulation in the attic. Wink
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: 280plus on January 31, 2007, 04:02:53 PM
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I get back at her by going through her underwear drawer and sprinkling little fine bits of fiberglass from the insulation in the attic.
Oh, that's so EVIL, how could you not love it?  grin
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Strings on January 31, 2007, 07:03:49 PM
Dick... haven't there been a few threads lately about problems between you and your wife? Don't you think your last post fairly well explains why? Wink

 What do you think would happen to me if I did that to Spoon?
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Cosmoline on January 31, 2007, 07:08:41 PM
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AhHa - Take on me
Aba - Dancing Queen
George Micheals - Wake me up before you go go

Hey, I grew up with those!
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Cosmoline on January 31, 2007, 07:11:21 PM
Nena - "99 Luftballoons" - nothing like having it in German...
Taco - "Puttin' on The Ritz"
Thomas Dolby - "She Blinded Me (With Science)"
The Human League - "Don't You Want Me, Baby"
Soft Cell - "Tainted Love"
T'Pau - "Pure Energy"
The Buggles - "Video Killed The Radio Star"
Wang Chung - "Everybody Have Fun Tonight"

See, now a lot of these are on my all time favs MP3 mix. 
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 31, 2007, 07:17:03 PM
You could try Aqua - Barbie girl
OR pretty much anything by Aqua.

My copy of Aquariam is available for rent.  I could also help you with some Spice Girls.   cheesy
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Monkeyleg on January 31, 2007, 07:23:39 PM
Hunter: "Dick... haven't there been a few threads lately about problems between you and your wife? Don't you think your last post fairly well explains why?

 What do you think would happen to me if I did that to Spoon?"

My wife problems are minor, at least in relation to 50%+ of the rest of the population.

As to what would happen if you did that to Spoon: all is fair in love and war; when your lover and/or enemy resorts to underhanded tactics, you prevail by using every and all means at your disposal, even if it means having to watch your enemy and/or wife scratch his/her private parts in public. Wink
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Strings on January 31, 2007, 08:20:25 PM
You sir, are truely evil. I admire that in a person! Wink
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Snowdog on January 31, 2007, 10:48:21 PM
....my name is Luca.... I live on the 2nd floor.... I live upstairs from you.... I don't think you've seen me before.....

Feel the nausea?  Yep, that's some bad music.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: 280plus on February 01, 2007, 01:10:26 AM
"Muskrat Love" and pretty much any other Captain and Tenille stuff you can come up with.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: glockfan.45 on February 01, 2007, 02:15:47 AM
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I get back at her by going through her underwear drawer and sprinkling little fine bits of fiberglass from the insulation in the attic.

LMAO Oh thats so deliciously evil I love it. Too bad I laughed so hard me wife looked over my shoulder to see what was so funny and saw your post. I will never be able to get away with that one now.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Rovi on February 01, 2007, 06:38:44 AM
I hereby submit, for your delectation, the incomparable Jonathan and Darlene Edwards-
http://www.amazon.com/Jonathan-Darlenes-Greatest-Darlene-Edwards/dp/B0000010KB/ref=pd_ecc_rvi_1/102-4770311-2084100

Have a listen to the samples...
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: S. Williamson on February 01, 2007, 09:47:31 PM
Note: Most, if not all, find the following extremely annoying.  I actually like most of 'em... except for the Spock one.

I submit the following:


http://www.amazon.com/Mr-Spocks-Music-Outer-Space/dp/B0000014WR/sr=1-1/qid=1170397998/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/105-8190254-6929200?ie=UTF8&s=music


http://www.amazon.com/They-Cant-All-Be-Zingers/dp/B000HEV8IW/sr=1-1/qid=1170398633/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/105-8190254-6929200?ie=UTF8&s=music


http://www.amazon.com/Stereo-Type-Cibo-Matto/dp/B00000J7J2/sr=1-2/qid=1170398868/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/105-8190254-6929200?ie=UTF8&s=music


http://www.amazon.com/Tiptoe-Through-Tulips-Resurrection-Tiny/dp/B000001AUU/sr=1-2/qid=1170401203/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/105-8190254-6929200?ie=UTF8&s=music


http://www.amazon.com/Miracles-Happy-Summer-William-Hung/dp/B0009NSDFC/sr=1-3/qid=1170401365/ref=pd_bbs_sr_3/105-8190254-6929200?ie=UTF8&s=music


http://www.amazon.com/St-Anger-Bonus-DVD-Metallica/dp/B00008OWZG/sr=1-1/qid=1170402043/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/105-8190254-6929200?ie=UTF8&s=music

That's... that's about it.  sad Also "great" suggestions from the previous four pages.  cheesy
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: StopTheGrays on February 02, 2007, 06:22:54 AM
Spice Girls. Three hours of the same song. It does not matter which one. Trust me.  smiley
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: wingnutx on February 02, 2007, 06:55:40 AM
"The Macarana" on repeat.

Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: 280plus on February 02, 2007, 07:10:52 AM
You might as well throw the Chicken Dance and the Electric Slide in there once in a while with the Macarena.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 02, 2007, 08:03:01 AM
Spice Girls. Three hours of the same song. It does not matter which one. Trust me.  smiley

The Girls are my guilty pleasure, but I have to agree with you.

Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: glockfan.45 on February 02, 2007, 10:04:02 AM
Well thanks for all the suggestions. I think I have more than enough bad music to fill 3 hours, whats really going to get people the most is if they notice my ear plugs  grin . I will post a final playlist once I burn the disk.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Brad Johnson on February 02, 2007, 10:25:08 AM
Wierd Al's "My Bologna" on continuous play.

Brad
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: wingnutx on February 02, 2007, 01:51:24 PM
http://ubu.wfmu.org/sound/reynols/Reynols_No.mp3
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: S. Williamson on February 02, 2007, 03:06:40 PM
And WingNutX wins the thread!  shocked shocked

How does one clean Coke vomit out of a keyboard?  undecided
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: crt360 on February 02, 2007, 03:27:44 PM

Now that's bad.  I can't believe someone actually recorded it (and I listened to it).  I kept waiting for someone to start laughing, but no . . . it just went on and on - like a cow dying slowly and painfully.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: S. Williamson on February 02, 2007, 11:54:55 PM
There are other hits misses to be found by the above...

http://ubu.wfmu.org/sound/reynols/Reynols_Fenser.mp3

*vomits a second time*

*orders new keyboard online using only the mouse*
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: charby on February 03, 2007, 12:44:34 PM
There are other hits misses to be found by the above...

http://ubu.wfmu.org/sound/reynols/Reynols_Fenser.mp3

*vomits a second time*

*orders new keyboard online using only the mouse*

That was bad, I'd rather listen to walruses mate.

Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: Monkeyleg on February 03, 2007, 12:56:52 PM
OMG, I have a really bad one stuck in my head right now: Una Paloma Blanca.

Out! Out I say!
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: 280plus on February 04, 2007, 03:51:22 AM
Yes, I defer to wingnut, that and a little yoko ono oughta do the trick.  shocked
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: wingnutx on February 04, 2007, 01:56:01 PM
I'd still go with Wesley Willis.
Title: Re: Help me pick out bad music
Post by: grislyatoms on February 04, 2007, 02:10:10 PM
Try playing anything by "Pink"

I had to endure a whole album of her screechings here at work one day. One track in particular, "You Make Me Sick", came very close to making me sick.

I felt I was going to go stark raving blinking moonbat mad.

I just found another one (from that awful day, same album).

If this won't make you clinically insane, you are probably already.


"Pink's song 'Hiccup'"

Why everytime I try to tell you how it feels
like a hiccup-cup come and it won't come-come
Soon as I think I'm bout to share my lovin
That's when the hiccup's comin
Why everytime I try to tell you how it feel
It's like a hiccup-cup come and it won't come-come
Soon as I think I'm bout to share my lovin
That's when the hiccup's comin


You're like a cough on a rainy day
You know the kind that gives you chest pains, yeah
And just as things start to feel OK
Then here you come to break away
You love me hard and you squeeze me tight
You let me go then you pick a fight
You make me wanna scream, cry, and shout out-loud
Boy, you got me spinnin round-and-round


Repeat Chorus


My thoughts, they kinda shake-y
Everytime I get around you sweet baby
Sometimes, I don't know what I'm tryin to say
Just tell me baby, tell me things are gonna be OK


Repeat Chorus


I get all choked up inside
And I don't know what to say
Sometimes I wanna just run and hide
But you just stand in my way


Repeat Chorus


Why everytime I tell you how I feel
It's like a hiccup-cup come and you know the deal
Pink don't think before she speak
But you got me feelin, feelin, feelin kinda weak
Why everytime I tell you how I feel
It's like a hiccup-cup come and you know the deal
Pink don't think before she speak
But you got me feelin, feelin, feelin kinda weak