« previous next »
Pages: [1]

Author Topic: The World Gullibility Championship!  (Read 3044 times)

Otherguy Overby

  • friend
  • Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 256
The World Gullibility Championship!
« on: April 21, 2006, 07:20:30 AM »
DingDingDing!  We have multiple winners.

If you opened the door to this fine figure of gentlemanhood:





Would you let him examine your hooters?

Fake Breast Doc Busted
Florida man, 76, fingered in door-to-door free screen scheme

front door APRIL 19--Meet Philip Winikoff. The 76-year-old Florida man was arrested this morning and charged with sexual battery after he posed as a doctor and went door-to-door--black doctor's bag in hand--offering women free breast exams. According to a Broward County Sheriff's Office report, two women--ages 33 and 36--fell for the scam, which Winikoff allegedly ran in Lauderdale Lakes. Charged with several felonies, Winikoff was booked into the sheriff's lockup, where the below mug shot was snapped. Police are now investigating whether other women may have been tricked into impromptu examinations. (3 pages)


and

Report to moderator   Logged
Guns
Motorcycles
Jeeps
Never enough!

Art Eatman

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 1,442
The World Gullibility Championship!
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2006, 08:44:50 AM »
Getting a mugshot can make you grumpy, for sure, but do you reckon he can work up a charming smile?

Cheesy, Art
Report to moderator   Logged
The American Indians learned what happens when you don't control immigration.

brimic

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 14,270
The World Gullibility Championship!
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2006, 08:57:37 AM »
Some day I will be like him.
Report to moderator   Logged
"now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb" -Dark Helmet

"AK47's belong in the hands of soldiers mexican drug cartels"-
Barack Obama

Standing Wolf

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 2,978
The World Gullibility Championship!
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2006, 05:06:24 PM »
I wouldn't let him take a look at the ants in my yard.
Report to moderator   Logged
No tyrant should ever be allowed to die of natural causes.

Guest

  • Guest
The World Gullibility Championship!
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2006, 06:05:13 PM »
Time to dust off my old "wallet inspector" card.
Report to moderator   Logged

Stand_watie

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 2,925
The World Gullibility Championship!
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2006, 06:14:02 PM »
Quote from: Standing Wolf
I wouldn't let him take a look at the ants in my yard.
I would if I thought the fire ants would get him, or he'd get them either one. Sex abusers need a swift, humane, bullet to the head. Fire ants on the other hand, deserve to die slowly and painfully.
Report to moderator   Logged
Yizkor. Lo Od Pa'am

"You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers"

"Never again"

"Malone Labe"

DJJ

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 828
The World Gullibility Championship!
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2006, 07:30:41 AM »
Quote
Fire ants on the other hand, deserve to die slowly and painfully.
Thread drift: Try  Amdro.
Report to moderator   Logged

Stand_watie

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 2,925
The World Gullibility Championship!
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2006, 06:38:24 PM »
Quote from: DJJ
Quote
Fire ants on the other hand, deserve to die slowly and painfully.
Thread drift: Try  Amdro.
The product information doesn't say that it's slow and painful! Killing fireants is not enough, they need some torture first.
Report to moderator   Logged
Yizkor. Lo Od Pa'am

"You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers"

"Never again"

"Malone Labe"

Antibubba

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 3,836
The World Gullibility Championship!
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2006, 09:11:59 PM »
It's despicable to take advantage of the mentally deficient, or a child.  But these women were 33 and 36!  Unless they answered the door at the group home, I'm having a really hard time finding sympathy.  I mean, when was the last time a doctor went to someone's house?  

I hope these women never drive or have children.
Report to moderator   Logged
If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

Perd Hapley

  • Superstar of the Internet
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 61,456
  • My prepositions are on/in
The World Gullibility Championship!
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2006, 12:27:18 PM »
Quote from: Antibubba
I hope these women never drive or have children.
Probably too late.  They've been gullible and fertile for about 20 years now.
Report to moderator   Logged
"Doggies are angel babies!" -- my wife
Pages: [1]
« previous next »