Author Topic: The world ended yesterday... (Read 5380 times)

Perd Hapley · « **on:** October 22, 2011, 04:19:57 PM »

so what are you people still doing here?

The guy who said that the rapture would take place in May still insisted that the world would end on 21st October.
http://articles.businessinsider.com/2011-05-24/news/30031274_1_earthquake-rapture-harold-camping

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 22, 2011, 04:23:58 PM »

I thought the end of the world was sometime in 2012, just because some Mayan got tired of writing the damn calendar.

lee n. field · « **Reply #2 on:** October 22, 2011, 04:32:00 PM »

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The world ended yesterday...

zxcvbob · « **Reply #3 on:** October 22, 2011, 04:32:03 PM »

I'll start watching for the rapture after the Jewish temple is rebuilt. (which it will be probably sooner rather than later, but they are gonna have a devil of a time dedicating it properly)

lee n. field · « **Reply #4 on:** October 22, 2011, 04:52:28 PM »

Quote from: zxcvbob on October 22, 2011, 04:32:03 PM

I'll start watching for the rapture after the Jewish temple is rebuilt. (which it will be probably sooner rather than later, but they are gonna have a devil of a time dedicating it properly)

Read this first: The Temple and the Church's Mission: A Biblical Theology of the Dwelling Place of God. Kind of dense, very interesting.

Jamie B · « **Reply #5 on:** October 22, 2011, 06:43:58 PM »

Harold Camping, zero for three.....

Time for him to die and go to he-doublehockeysticks, where all of the false prophets go.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #6 on:** October 22, 2011, 08:09:51 PM »

I have this crazy hunch the old boy's had many other failed predictions.

TechMan · « **Reply #7 on:** October 22, 2011, 08:24:13 PM »

Again

TommyGunn · « **Reply #8 on:** October 22, 2011, 11:12:51 PM »

It ended YESTERDAY??!!??? Nobody ever tells me anything! ! ! !

Hawkmoon · « **Reply #9 on:** October 22, 2011, 11:48:58 PM »

Quote from: fistful on October 22, 2011, 04:19:57 PM

so what are you people still doing here?

The guy who said that the rapture would take place in May still insisted that the world would end on 21st October.
http://articles.businessinsider.com/2011-05-24/news/30031274_1_earthquake-rapture-harold-camping

So we're participating in a cached copy of the world?

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #10 on:** October 23, 2011, 01:04:24 AM »

Quote from: Hawkmoon on October 22, 2011, 11:48:58 PM

So we're participating in a cached copy of the world?

Or maybe a simulated virtual environment that the machines built to keep us in hibernation.

RoadKingLarry · « **Reply #11 on:** October 23, 2011, 02:00:29 AM »

I miss all the fun stuff.

Jamie B · « **Reply #12 on:** October 23, 2011, 06:21:29 AM »

Quote from: RoadKingLarry on October 23, 2011, 02:00:29 AM

I miss all the fun stuff.

Me, too, but then I remembered that I am married.....

French G. · « **Reply #13 on:** October 23, 2011, 06:54:02 AM »

Where's the good Christian vehicles that are now un-manned? I suppose looting is fine for me now since I'm obviously already among the fallen, and that's jut for being on this board.

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 23, 2011, 08:46:53 AM »

Quote from: Jamie B on October 23, 2011, 06:21:29 AM

Me, too, but then I remembered that I am married.....

Maybe there is a correlation there with the married and world ending themes.

Fly320s · « **Reply #15 on:** October 23, 2011, 10:38:46 AM »

Quote from: Hawkmoon on October 22, 2011, 11:48:58 PM

So we're participating in a cached copy of the world?

Meet the new world, same as the old world.

Declaration Day · « **Reply #16 on:** October 23, 2011, 10:46:51 AM »

The world ended? Oh no! That's where I keep all my stuff!

MechAg94 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 23, 2011, 10:15:44 PM »

Quote from: zxcvbob on October 22, 2011, 04:32:03 PM

I'll start watching for the rapture after the Jewish temple is rebuilt. (which it will be probably sooner rather than later, but they are gonna have a devil of a time dedicating it properly)

I hate to post something that is actually somewhat serious, but I was always taught the Rapture happens at the beginning of the Tribulation and that was one of those things that happens during the Tribulation. Anyway, that was how it was always presented to me. There is nothing left that is required to be done prior to the Rapture occurring.

Thinking of South Park, are all the Mormons still here?

zxcvbob · « **Reply #18 on:** October 23, 2011, 10:33:52 PM »

Quote from: MechAg94 on October 23, 2011, 10:15:44 PM

I hate to post something that is actually somewhat serious, but I was always taught the Rapture happens at the beginning of the Tribulation and that was one of those things that happens during the Tribulation. Anyway, that was how it was always presented to me. There is nothing left that is required to be done prior to the Rapture occurring.

Thinking of South Park, are all the Mormons still here?

There are several competing theories about when the rapture occurs. Let's assume pre-trib because that's the hardest to predict. The temple is desolated in the middle of the 7 years of Great Tribulation. I think it will take more than 3 1/2 years to build the temple and get it ready for dedication. (I have no scriptural basis for this but I think the Antichrist will desecrate the temple at its dedication; neither he nor G-d would want sacrifices to resume)

I'm studying the book of Daniel right now; just getting to chapter 9 (the 70 weeks)

What about the SP Mormons? :)

lee n. field · « **Reply #19 on:** October 23, 2011, 10:42:04 PM »

Quote from: zxcvbob on October 23, 2011, 10:33:52 PM

There are several competing theories about when the rapture occurs. Let's assume pre-trib because that's the hardest to predict. The temple is desolated in the middle of the 7 years of Great Tribulation. I think it will take more than 3 1/2 years to build the temple and get it ready for dedication. (I have no scriptural basis for this but I think the Antichrist will desecrate the temple at its dedication; neither he nor G-d would want sacrifices to resume)

What about the SP Mormons? :)

Amil* here. I regard the whole standard dispensational model to be a crock.

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I'm studying the book of Daniel right now; just getting to chapter 9 (the 70 weeks)

I found this helpful.

*I got that way by listening to dispensationalists talk.

zxcvbob · « **Reply #20 on:** October 23, 2011, 10:57:54 PM »

Quote from: lee n. field

http://www.meredithkline.com/files/articles/Covenant_70th_Week.html

That's gonna take some chewing. Thanks.

lee n. field · « **Reply #21 on:** October 23, 2011, 11:08:48 PM »

Quote from: zxcvbob on October 23, 2011, 10:57:54 PM

That's gonna take some chewing. Thanks.

Kline was an interesting thinker. Re-reading rewards with greater comprehension.

AJ Dual · « **Reply #22 on:** October 23, 2011, 11:46:41 PM »

I propose a new term for all failed Rapture predictions.

"Craptures".

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #23 on:** October 24, 2011, 12:27:02 AM »

"rap-not-so-sures"

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