I try to stay away from gyms...
When I decided to Attend College as an Older Feller...well I was disappointed, the old rec room was turned into a Computer Lab. I had no idea - yet what that was, all I knew was the table tennis , pool tables, pinball and juke boxes I had played on as a "guest" of the campus were gone.
Aha! I spied the table tennis when I went in to the gym area to get my Official College Picture ID. This was after I had walked into the door because the girls swim team was practicing and could be seen thru the glass.
So the word comes down there is going to be a Table Tennis Tournament. I was not the only "old fart" attending College, in fact some of us knew each other..."Hey Steve - you gotta enter that thing..."
I did, I mean the girls were wearing shorts and tank tops, me being a studious student took real good notes...
I was doing really well, got to be a "young versus old" deal for a bit. I - representing the "older crowd".
I even had "MY" trademark paddle, sandpaper covering with the varish off the handle. Varnished handles are slippery when hands sweat...had my talc bag too...
Opponents had paddles from Star Wars or somesuch...I had socks older than some these folks...
I survived the BIG guy with German roots...he was just only about 6' 12" tall and could slam "down" really hard.
I survived the Gal with Chinese blood - ( we had gone past the gender eliminations...getting right serious) Chinese folks take Table Tennis right serious...folks had to move way back behind me because I kept running way back there and I had kicked a few by accident.
I get this young 17 y/o in her 3 rd year of College...one of them 4.0 folks ...looks innocent until you put a Table Tennis paddle in her hand. She had on short shorts and tank top. That little gal could PLAY! Had a real smirky grin too...About 5'3" and agile, quick and could hit hard!.
I fall real nice...might as well go for style points if you are going to fall...right?
She had slammed that sucker and somehow I ran way back there and returned it...how I do not know. Then she ever so "tapped" it back over. Here I come at full bore run all 6' and 160# at the time....I dove toward the table....
"SPLAT"...I took out the table and as I and the table were going down...the ping pong ball I had mangaged to hit somehow did not make it over the net...
Yes she won fair and square. Ended up being friends and she was very polite and went on to do great things. Just real smart at a young age.
I am remembered for style points, putting in a good fight for the older folks...and ended up with 3rd overall.
For a bit what was left of 'my table' was used for a door covering for a utility door and frame to mount a corkboard on for announcments. Finally My table was trashed...it was a sad day , I was notified and me and others tossed ruined ping pong balls and paddles into the trash with it...sniff...sniff...
That was my "old college" ...back then these tourneys were serious, one was excused from classes and allowed a tutor / private time with instructors to stay caught up, take exams later given if you were participating and one given...free Gatorade and other foods...
I walk in to my first class after my table breaking loss , limping, a bandage here and there from cuts and spinters , bruised, blackeye [like I said I went for ALL the style points] ...to a standing ovation.
Gyms are downright dangerous!