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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2007, 05:46:51 AM »
huh?
Sorry, was just kidding about the whole "bad food is bad for me therefore you must want me to be unhealthy" thing. Smiley

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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2007, 05:57:48 AM »
Remember I'm from Iowa so we need a little more background explaination sometimes.
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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2007, 06:08:08 AM »
Hell we are still trying to figure out the evil man Hillary was talking about over the weekend when she came to pay us a social call.

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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2007, 06:29:24 AM »
Chicken Fried Bacon!!!

I want.

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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2007, 06:34:37 AM »
Chicken Fried Bacon!!!
I want.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU
Saw that a while back, but haven't worked up the courage to try it.

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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2007, 06:41:57 AM »
Just another food to add to our 'Feast of a Thousand Fried Foods' party, Chris...  laugh
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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2007, 06:44:20 AM »
I tried a deep fried pickle at the zoo once and it was marvelous. Is their anything that isnt good deep fried?
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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2007, 06:46:34 AM »
Don't ALL women want us dead?
I thought mine wanted to keep me around.  I'm pretty handy and all.

Actually, she may not want me dead per se, just unattractive to other women.  I thought my personality was doing a fine job on that front... Smiley

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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2007, 06:49:35 AM »
I'm fairly certain that it is a scientific fact that all women hate us.  May just be me. grin
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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2007, 06:55:27 AM »
I tried a deep fried pickle at the zoo once and it was marvelous. Is their anything that isnt good deep fried?

Deep fat fried candybars aren't that good. I tried a deep fat friend Snickers at the Iowa State Fair last summer and it didn't live up the expectation I was expecting. My wife had a deep friend Twinkie and it wasn't that good either.

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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2007, 06:56:15 AM »
I tried a deep fried pickle at the zoo once and it was marvelous. Is their anything that isnt good deep fried?
Haven't found anything yet.  Irwin introduced us to battered and deepfried corn on the cob.  I had never heard of such a delicacy even though I'm from a land where everything that isn't moving eventually gets deepfried in animal fat.

You may think he's joking about the 'Feast of a Thousand Fried Foods' party, but we've actually come up with a large menu of items that can all be breaded and fried in my turkey fryer.  Some of those foods start out healthy (prior to the heavy battery and hot boiling oil, that is...).

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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2007, 07:25:24 AM »
I tried a deep fried pickle at the zoo once and it was marvelous. Is their anything that isnt good deep fried?

Deep fat fried candybars aren't that good. I tried a deep fat friend Snickers at the Iowa State Fair last summer and it didn't live up the expectation I was expecting. My wife had a deep friend Twinkie and it wasn't that good either.

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Face it, Charby, Twinkees are just plain crappy tasting no matter what.

Deep fry a Ho Ho or a Ding Dong?

I'd be a LOT more interested in trying one of those.
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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2007, 07:28:45 AM »
Haven't found anything yet.  Irwin introduced us to battered and deepfried corn on the cob.  I had never heard of such a delicacy even though I'm from a land where everything that isn't moving eventually gets deepfried in animal fat.

You may think he's joking about the 'Feast of a Thousand Fried Foods' party, but we've actually come up with a large menu of items that can all be breaded and fried in my turkey fryer.  Some of those foods start out healthy (prior to the heavy battery and hot boiling oil, that is...).

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And tell the good people how that deep fried corn was, Chris...

I know that when I originally suggested it you were pretty dubious about the concept.

You do realize that if we ever do the Feast of a Thousand Fried Foods that the easiest way to do it will be to simply treat your turkey fryer as a huge fondue pot, right?

Before we start frying, though, we'll have to stop by Lowes to get a couple of pitchforks...



"prior to the heavy battery"


What, we're going to let Abby tenderize the stuff for us?  laugh
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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2007, 07:41:17 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin
You do realize that if we ever do the Feast of a Thousand Fried Foods that the easiest way to do it will be to simply treat your turkey fryer as a huge fondue pot, right?
And who said we have to use oil.  We could make a big cheese fondue and dip loaves of french bread in it. Cheesy

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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2007, 07:54:23 AM »
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THIS IS THE FEAST OF A THOUSAND FRIED FOODS!

GET WITH THE PROGRAM, HERETIC!
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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2007, 07:58:23 AM »
Compromise: Let's fry cheese. Cheesy

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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2007, 08:26:37 AM »
I tried a deep fried pickle at the zoo once and it was marvelous. Is their anything that isnt good deep fried?

Deep fat fried candybars aren't that good. I tried a deep fat friend Snickers at the Iowa State Fair last summer and it didn't live up the expectation I was expecting. My wife had a deep friend Twinkie and it wasn't that good either.

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Face it, Charby, Twinkees are just plain crappy tasting no matter what.

Deep fry a Ho Ho or a Ding Dong?

I'd be a LOT more interested in trying one of those.

They has those too, they used a corn dog batter which might have been the problem to begin with.

Bring on the deep fat fried cheese..   mmmm I can feel a myocardial infarction coming on.

I've had sweetcorn kernals in dough deep fat fried, it was tasty.

Now I want some gizzards.

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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2007, 08:29:59 AM »
"Let's fry cheese."

Add it to the List of Glory!

Ever have fried cheddar cheese? It's very similar to the fried Mac & Cheese we had Saturday, only no noodles. Very tasty, but I really prefer fried mozarella sticks with marinara sauce.
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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #43 on: January 30, 2007, 08:31:18 AM »
All most every restaurant in Iowa has deep fat friend chedder cheese nuggets.

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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #44 on: January 30, 2007, 08:33:08 AM »
"Let's fry cheese."

Add it to the List of Glory!

Ever have fried cheddar cheese? It's very similar to the fried Mac & Cheese we had Saturday, only no noodles. Very tasty, but I really prefer fried mozarella sticks with marinara sauce.

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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #45 on: January 30, 2007, 08:38:29 AM »
Well, a Monte Cristo is a battered and deep-fried ham and cheese sandwich.  Why can't we do the same thing to a bacon double cheeseburger?

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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #46 on: January 30, 2007, 08:43:11 AM »
no a bacon double pork burger with chedder and blue cheese on it.

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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #47 on: January 30, 2007, 08:46:16 AM »
"Let's fry cheese."

Add it to the List of Glory!

Ever have fried cheddar cheese? It's very similar to the fried Mac & Cheese we had Saturday, only no noodles. Very tasty, but I really prefer fried mozarella sticks with marinara sauce.

I so want to be your neighbor.

What can I say?  We lead a charmed life.  It's nothing but mass quantities of fried foods, gunshows, trips to the range, and more food. 

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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #48 on: January 30, 2007, 08:47:48 AM »
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I know!!

Take a Micky D's bacon egg & cheese bisquit, dip it in pancake batter, and deep fry it in butter.

mmmmMMMMMM!

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Re: My wife is trying to kill me
« Reply #49 on: January 30, 2007, 08:51:15 AM »
You gotta use a McGriddle (I love those things, but try to avoid them for the obvious reasons).

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